You're cordially invited to Tom and Katie's baby shower. Here's our registry list. Please look for all items at Target, Walmart or Hubbard's Cupboard Gift-shop.
Dianetics pop-up book
Val Kilmer flight suit (we're planning on trying again) (Katie's a size 4)
Infant hazmat suit
Turkey baster (ours is dirty)
Crib-side step stool
Lots of vitamin E
Life sized portrait of Travolta's from Battlefield Earth for nursery
The Scientology of Pooh
"Psychiatry Is Good For Me to Poop On" brand diapers
Days of Slumber Mobile
Sometimes the stories after the stories are even stranger.
For as much as people love them, the 'Star Wars' movies have gotten rather awkward from time to time.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
Going for that 16th minute.