You're cordially invited to Tom and Katie's baby shower. Here's our registry list. Please look for all items at Target, Walmart or Hubbard's Cupboard Gift-shop.
Dianetics pop-up book
Val Kilmer flight suit (we're planning on trying again) (Katie's a size 4)
Infant hazmat suit
Turkey baster (ours is dirty)
Crib-side step stool
Lots of vitamin E
Life sized portrait of Travolta's from Battlefield Earth for nursery
The Scientology of Pooh
"Psychiatry Is Good For Me to Poop On" brand diapers
Days of Slumber Mobile
You don't make astonishing amounts of money without ending up a jerk in some way.
Criminal behavior can be influenced by some very weird, seemingly random factors.
Even our most popular forms of entertainment can treat their employees like absolute trash.
The news spent weeks reporting on these giant scandals without bothering to mention the stupidest parts.
Even Hollywood couldn't deny these films were total thievery.