TomKat's Baby Shower Registry

You're cordially invited to Tom and Katie's baby shower. Here's our registry list. Please look for all items at Target, Walmart or Hubbard's Cupboard Gift-shop.

Vitamin E

Dianetics pop-up book

Val Kilmer flight suit (we're planning on trying again) (Katie's a size 4)

Infant hazmat suit

Turkey baster (ours is dirty)

Dakota Fanning

Puppy Cage

Crib-side step stool

Lots of vitamin E

Life sized portrait of Travolta's from Battlefield Earth for nursery

The Scientology of Pooh

Sacrificial goat

"Psychiatry Is Good For Me to Poop On" brand diapers

Days of Slumber Mobile

Dawson's Crib

Invisible fence

Tickle-Me-L.Ron

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