You're cordially invited to Tom and Katie's baby shower. Here's our registry list. Please look for all items at Target, Walmart or Hubbard's Cupboard Gift-shop.
Dianetics pop-up book
Val Kilmer flight suit (we're planning on trying again) (Katie's a size 4)
Infant hazmat suit
Turkey baster (ours is dirty)
Crib-side step stool
Lots of vitamin E
Life sized portrait of Travolta's from Battlefield Earth for nursery
The Scientology of Pooh
"Psychiatry Is Good For Me to Poop On" brand diapers
Days of Slumber Mobile
Fool me once ...
Not everyone WANTS to be famous.
Tour guides don't tell you all the gruesome stuff that goes down at famous locations.
A lot of medical problems read like horror movie scripts.