This is Fetus J. Trump, the as yet unnamed fetus of Donald J. Trump
and Melania Knauss Trump
, blogging with you again.
The editors at CRACKED.com
tell me that the number of hits for my blog are through the roof. This is now the world's most popular and luxurious blog and that is because when a Trump puts his name on something, it means quality. No other fetus has such a successful blog- not TomKat's radiation-overloaded fetus. Not Bennifer's talentless fetus. Only Trump.
In fact, this blog is so popular that it may even become a primetime show that will air after my father's show, The Apprentice
. My father and I are already in discussions with Mark Burnett about the format, which will be nothing less than spectacular. Nothing else can save NBC right now- not Martha Stewart's cancelled drivel, not
, not My Name is Earl
, not ER
- which has clearly jumped the shark. Only another Trump in primetime, America.
The last time I was with you, I told you about my truly marvelous conception. Today, I want to share with you what it means to be a Trump fetus and to live in a womb that is absolutely stunning and, quite simply, the best in the world.
My mother, Melania Knauss Trump, has a beautiful mound of hair at the front entranceway of her