JEFF FOXWORTHY ADDRESSES A GROUP OF CONFUSED TEENS
"If your parents are white and you are clearly Cambodian"Â¦ you might be adopted."
"If you have overwhelming feelings of loss and regret even though your parents are supportive and caring"Â¦ you might be adopted."
"If your real birth mother contacts you once she has gotten clean and turned her life around and wants to initiate a relationship with you"Â¦ you might be adopted."
JEFF FOXWORTHY ADDRESSES A CONCERNED WIFE
"If your husband drives a red 1997 Dodge Neon, was driving drunk last night and wasn't home when you woke up this morning"Â¦ you might be a widow."
"If your husband has been in counseling for depression and his prescription for Paxil has only increased the frequency of his suicidal thoughts"Â¦ you might be a widow."
"If you recently made your husband end a three-year extramarital affair with a jealous, threatening and mentally unstable lover"Â¦ you might be a widow."
JEFF FOXWORTHY ADDRESSES THE PARENTS OF AN AMERICAN SOLDIER STATIONED IN AFGHANISTAN
"If your only child was part of the NATO-led peacekeeping force that was ambushed on the Pakistani border"Â¦ your son might have been killed in Afghanistan."
"If your son was recently abducted and the ransom money demanded by his captors was not delivered by the set deadline"Â¦ your son might have been killed in Afghanistan."
"If your son was hot on the trail of Obaidullah Akhund, former Taliban defense minister, and stepped on a Soviet-era landmine"Â¦ your son might have been killed in Afghanistan."
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