Dennis Hopper, widely regarded as one of America's sanest, soberest citizens, allowed CRACKED to tag along while he ran his daily errands.
At the Laundromat:
Hey, man. You got any change? I gotta get my s**t dried out, man. I need
some of those little round ones, y'know, shiny little fuckers. Quarters!
You got any quarters?At the Bank:
I'm gonna deposit this money, okay? I'm gonna put it right here, and I'm
gonna be back for it. Just watch it for me, man. If anything's missing
when I get back, I got friends who will cut your dick off and hang it in
the drive-thru window.
God? I'm gonna lay some real fucked-up sins on you, right here, okay?
Just gonna set 'em down for a while. 'Cause I don't need that s**t,
right? All the drinking. The drugs. The sex. Y'know what, maybe I'd
better just keep 'em. Thanks anyway, Man.At the Gift Shop:
I love these mobiles, man. It all, like, it all goes around and around,
like the world, man, like the f*****g Universe, y'know? On a plastic
hanger. You got any weed?
At the Chinese Restaurant:
I'll have the egg drop soup and a big f*****g bowl of opium paste. What?
Sorry, man. Flashbacks are drivin' me crazy today. You got any gook
hookers back there?At the Grocery Store:
Hey, pretty lady. That's a nice big banana you got in your basket. You