ever smoke banana peels? It's like kissing the Buddha, babe. Here, gimme
your lighter, I'll fix one up for both of us. Where you going? Hey!
What's your name?
At the Butcher:
I like chopping up dead things too, y'know? I mean I'm really fucking into
it, man. It's really beautiful if it's done properly. You want some help
At the Video Store:
Fuck! Everywhere I look, I see little boxes with my picture on 'em! It's
like, me, lookin' at me, lookin' at myself, lookin' at me! That's
At the Bakery:
Um, yeah. Gimme one of these Bundt cakes. Man, that looks good. Could
you heat it up for me, real quick? 'Cause I can hardly wait to take it
outside and fuck it.
At the Post Office:
Shut the fuck up and get down on the floor! I ain't walkin' outta here
until all of you fuckers are DEAD! So GET THE FUCK DOWN! NOW!!!
Whoa! Hey, I'm just kidding. Easy man, I just need some stamps.
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