NAME: Martin Short
BREAKDOWN LIKELINESS:Oh yeah, big time, I must say"Â¦
WHY:Ah, who can forget Short's classic characters such as "Ed Grimley" on SCTV or "Ned Nederlander" from Three Amigos ? Yeah well, those times have long since passed, and what remains in the shell of a man who somehow thought Primetime Glick was a good idea. Even after the show was canceled, he was all about making it into a movie - which failed too. He'll be hitting bottom soon, and when he does, it's highly likely that "Glick" will turn out to be part of Short's multiple-personality disorder. Glick will then kill off all the other personalities, including Short.
NAME: Joe Rogan
BREAKDOWN LIKELINESS:He works in reality TV, what do you think?
WHY:Because when asked about Joe Rogan, most people answer, "Who's Joe Rogan?"
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