Special Operations Coordinator Richard Wu tends to get unnecessarily angry with me every time I make long, juicy flatulence noises on my forearm when he sits down in his chair.Richard will get progressively more upset with me when I put my feet up in my chair, hunch down, and stare at him until he gets up - at which point I will sing the word "gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy" at him in a low baritone, or commence another hearty round of arm-flatulence.
Spec Ops Coordinator Richard Wu should be fired at your earliest convenience.
I don't really like working.
I do not work, yet continue to be paid. In exchange for this service, I will voluntarily take off my socks and perform impromptu puppet shows from behind my upturned desk, with matinee shows at 12:00, 3:00 and 5:00.
Possible titles for said production:
- Stinky & The Corn
- Bluey & Redboy
- Inspector Sock's Crime-Solving Imagination Hour
- f**k-f**k & Testicle
- Spec Ops Coordinator Richard Wu Getting Fired: A No-Holds-Barred Reenactment
|ESTIMATED PRODUCTION BUDGET
$5000 for socks and unforeseen expenses.
I find it difficult to get sufficiently hard when masturbating in the staff bathroom to pictures of CEO Brad Newford's wife.