Suggestion #1

MY CHALLENGE

Special Operations Coordinator Richard Wu tends to get unnecessarily angry with me every time I make long, juicy flatulence noises on my forearm when he sits down in his chair.Richard will get progressively more upset with me when I put my feet up in my chair, hunch down, and stare at him until he gets up - at which point I will sing the word "gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy" at him in a low baritone, or commence another hearty round of arm-flatulence.

ADVISED SOLUTION

Spec Ops Coordinator Richard Wu should be fired at your earliest convenience.

Suggestion #2

MY CHALLENGE

I don't really like working.

ADVISED SOLUTION

I do not work, yet continue to be paid. In exchange for this service, I will voluntarily take off my socks and perform impromptu puppet shows from behind my upturned desk, with matinee shows at 12:00, 3:00 and 5:00.

Possible titles for said production:

• Stinky & The Corn
• Bluey & Redboy
• Inspector Sock's Crime-Solving Imagination Hour
• f**k-f**k & Testicle
• Spec Ops Coordinator Richard Wu Getting Fired: A No-Holds-Barred Reenactment

ESTIMATED PRODUCTION BUDGET

$5000 for socks and unforeseen expenses.

Suggestion #3

MY CHALLENGE

I find it difficult to get sufficiently hard when masturbating in the staff bathroom to pictures of CEO Brad Newford's wife.