Monkeys Vs. Toddlers: Who Can Kick Whose Ass?

Though monkeys and toddlers usually fetch similar prices on the black market, American consumers seem split over which make better household companions. CRACKED decided to let the scientific method settle this age-old debate once and for all.

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