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12 Drunk Texts Recovered From Famous Moments in History

Now that we communicate via text message, we have a permanent record of the stupid reasons that we do everything. We asked you to show us what history might have looked like if we'd always had written digital imprint of every drunken night out. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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