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For the same reason grocery stores make you walk 20 minutes to find the milk, news outlets are in a constant competition to find the most indirect route to the information that you actually need to know. We asked you to show us what it might look like if they were forced to tell you the plain truth. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Tim Babb

Entry 20
by Tim Babb

Entry by DavidFisher

Entry 19
by DavidFisher

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Entry by EtTuCarl

Entry 2
by EtTuCarl

And the winner is ...

Congrats, runner-runner. You win money.

Entry 1
by runner-runner

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Next week's contests:

  1. If Signs Were Actually Helpful
  2. Real-Life Plot Twists That Explain Everything
  3. Video Games as Understood by Old People
  4. What Movie Background Characters are Thinking/Saying

There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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