20 Attempts To Get Healthy That Fall Apart In Three Steps

Failing at health goals is apparently pretty easy.
20 Attempts To Get Healthy That Fall Apart In Three Steps

Keeping healthy might be one of the biggest bullshit routines we're faced with these days. Not only do we have to deal with an industry that can't seem to come to a consensus about the best ways to keep humans from falling apart, but we're also apparently designed with a will power that's about as durable as a delicious Pop Tart.

For example ...

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1. Try intermittent fasting 2. Experience drop in blood sugar. n B! Reward yourself for the hardest 8 hours of your life.
1. DECIDE TO CUT OUT FAT. 2. EAT LOW FAT PRODUCTS. Snackwells Reduced REDUCED JIE FAT OREO Devils Food KOZY SHACK Oriinall Riw CREAMY ALED 3. GAIN WEI
CRACKEDCON #1: GET in SHAPE AND LOSE WEIGHT. #2: GET YOUR GREAT SHAPE noticed. 3: GET ALL THE WEIGHT BACK.
1. 2:45 AM Can't sleep after late night work and too much coffee. 2. 4:10 AM Swear to quit caffeine and start a healthy new life tomorrow. 3. 7:30 AM
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1. Cut out desserts and sweets in order to live healthier. 2. Do well for two weeks. 3. Fail when favorite brownies are Brought as a birthday treat. C
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20 Attempts To Get Healthy That Fall Apart In Three Steps
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Step 1: Begin new lifestyle of dieting and exercise. Step 2: Fail to see instant results. Step 3: Give up forever! CRAGKEDCON

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