Hi, I'm Erik Germ, writer, columnist...friend. I have a gigantic nose, a beautiful wife and a very sad IMDB page. I run a website called HugeFrigginArms.com that I never, ever update. You can find my music, animation, articles and videos there.
Email me! firstname.lastname@example.org
Also, I tell dumb jokes on twitter @HugeFrigginArms
Do you like things? Here are more of my things:
Also, a video I did if you're into those sorts of things: