swordsgnat

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  • Real Name: Nathaniel
  • Location: On a boat
  • Member Since: January 12th, 2011
  • Last Seen: September 15th, 2014 1:29 pm
  • Personal tag line: Where there is a sea, there are pirates.
  • Message board posts: 85

About swordsgnat

I run, I fence, I play card games. I have great friends. I have a hard time thinking of witty ways to describe myself, but if you're the type of person who can be swayed by a paragraph on a profile, you're probably not who I'm worried about impressing.

Points #5 and #3 on the statistics article were mine.

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