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  • Real Name: Sean Warhurst
  • Location: Melbourne, Aus.
  • Member Since: April 17th, 2010 06:24 pm
  • Last Seen: June 19th, 2016 06:44 am
  • Personal tag line: I believe that a unicycle is a wheelchair for double arm amputees.
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About muffinwank

I write as Mikepattonfan. Sometimes I use words to make jokes.It's funny how neither of the words 'Protractor' or 'Contractor' have anything to do with my position on how I feel about Tractors.

Interests include Comedy, predominately stand up, Filming poorly made skits, editing, Drawing, although my patience for this has eroded to the point of near nonexistence over the years, hence a lot of 'Artsy' stick figures, reading, writing, Skateboarding horrendously, Mocking any sport that's unfortunate enough to appear on my TV, Literally disintegrating every pair of panties in an eight mile radius whenever I sling on my guitar and summon forth nebulous shredding licks from the dark lord of hair metal, Chthuluh... You know, average stuff.



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