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Real Name: Otis P Jivefunk
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Member Since: May 23rd, 2004
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Highmore Skeats has written 33 articles for Cracked

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Michael Jackson, Barack Obama, and Other Headliners: The News on Cracked for 2/27/2008
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Cracked's take on the Super Bowl: The Patriots Epic Failure and Other Good News (2/4/08)
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The SuperBowl, Bobby Fischer, British Airways, and More: The News on Cracked 1/21/08 Edition
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