Mortal Wombat

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  • Real Name: Mortal Wombat
  • Location: 888 Chop Suey St., Sushi City, Panda
  • Member Since: March 7th, 2004
  • Last Seen: April 23rd, 2014 12:06 pm
  • Personal tag line: Have you ever seen a miniature horse?
  • Message board posts: 19,282

About Mortal Wombat

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