Mortal Wombat

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  • Real Name: Mortal Wombat
  • Location: 888 Chop Suey St., Sushi City, Panda
  • Member Since: March 7th, 2004
  • Last Seen: October 20th, 2014 3:31 pm
  • Personal tag line: Have you ever seen a miniature horse?
  • Message board posts: 19,831

About Mortal Wombat

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Twitter:
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5 Weight Loss Tips for Cynical Bastards

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4 Reasons 3-D Movies Don't Have to Suck

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The 6 Most Insane Crash Diets of All Time

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The 8 Least-Threatening Comic Book Villains

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Columns

5 Confessions of a Female 'Nice Guy'

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The 5 Most Annoying Pet Personalities

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9 Bad Drivers Nobody Complains About

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6 Habits of Highly Annoying Public Speakers

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The 6 Weirdest Jobs in China

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8 Tiny Things That Stopped Suicides

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6 Double Standards We're All Guilty Of

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The 7 Types of Friend Everyone Needs

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