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Real Name: Gladstone
Location: Maine
Member Since: October 16th, 2007
Last Seen: November 20th, 2009 7:36 pm
Personal tag line: It was completely round, but I couldn't roll it.
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About G-Stone

I write columns and do Hate By Numbers.
Soon I'll finish that screenplay.

Gladstone has written 77 articles for Cracked

The Death of Gladstone (As Told by Franz Kafka)
CNN’s New Journalism Strategy: Out-Dumbass The Internet

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The 8 Least Original Moments in 'New' Bruce Willis Trailer

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Fox News’ Boob Filled Report on the Stimulus Package

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Nancy Grace's Terrifying Attempt To Replicate Human Emotions

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Local News Team Fails to Debunk Laughably Fake Ghost Photo

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Paris Hilton: Secretly a Genius?

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Black Eyed Peas Have Officially Written The Worst Song Ever

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The Absolute Low Point in CNN's Michael Jackson Coverage

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The New '2012' Trailer Might Give You a Boner: DOB on HBN

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HBN: 7 Hypocritical Moments in Fox's Letterman/Palin Report

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A U2 Musical: The Latest Attempt to Make Spider-Man Suck

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HBN 35: The Extended Director’s Cut

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HBN: CNN Saves Kids From The World's Greatest Daycare

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Larry King Prepares for an Interview (A Flowchart)
HBN: 4 Baffling Moments in the New Jonas Brothers "Song"

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Adam Lambert vs. Clay Aiken: The Gayest Feud of All-Time
A Practical Guide To Sexting (For Men Over 30)
HBN: Male Figure Skating Tries to be Less Gay (And Fails)

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HBN: The World's Saddest Football Game Is Mistaken for News

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A Preview of Glenn Beck's Insane Comedy Tour

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Can Zac Efron Make The Worst Body Switching Comedy Ever?

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CNN Scores An Interview With (A Fat Guy Who Knows) Rihanna

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Hate by Numbers Returns: Tuesday 04.07.09
3 Classic April Fool's Pranks!
Mac vs. PC: Either Way You're Screwed When It Breaks
How to sell a script in Hollywood, Cracked.com style
Braggaboo: The Next Ridiculous Facebook Meme (Probably)
Excerpts from Gary Condit's Book 'Humping Is Not Murder'
My Break Up Letter to Regina Spektor
Why I Don't Feel Sorry for Jessica Simpson
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The Last Ever Hate by Numbers?

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5 Great Background Performances: The Extended Version
The 5 Greatest Background Performances in Viral Videos

The unsung heroes of classic videos. For ...
CNN Officially Kills Journalism With Pun-Filled Report

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5 Reasons You'll Hate The Movie 'Twilight'

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Japan Fights Economic Crisis with Real-Life LOLcat

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The Brady Bunch Was a True Story (Or CNN Has Hit a New Low)

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Wal-Mart Makes The Worst Movie of All-Time

Wal-Mart shows Hollywood how to make a dfearing ...
Worst Hate by Numbers Ever

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Cracked Liveblogs the Presidential Debate LIVE!
CNN Gets Waaay Too Excited About Dakota Fanning 'Sex'

A prequel to Sex and the City? Starring Miley ...
CNN Finds Another Excuse to Report on Boobs

Election? The economy? BORING! CNN has its ...
Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Politics (and Logic) on CNN

It's Chuck Norris' turn to make up ridiculous ...
Psychic Kids See Dead People, You See Awful 'Reality' TV

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Fox News Sells You ... er, Tells You About the Cookie Diet

You have to wonder if Fox News knows what ...
Hate by Numbers: Nancy Grace vs. A Child Killer

One thing's for certain: Nancy Grace hates ...
CNN Turns Video of Great Boobs Into Bad Television

Turning water into wine is nothing. Try making ...
Jesus Has Returned as Cat Fur (Or CNN Has Reached a New Low)

When will CNN learn they will never beatFox ...
6 Things I Hate About The New Miley Cyrus Song

Miley Cyrus wants you to know she's all grown ...
The Most Irresponsible Science Lesson Ever Taught

Viral videos are apparently a bad parenting ...
Why Fox News Shouldn't Be Allowed to Talk About Sex

Sex experts are used to awkward intervieApparently ...
5 Reasons You're Going to Hate 'Hancock'
BEHOLD! Fox News Creates Legal Controversy Out of Thin Air

Could it be their least impressive illusion ...
The 6 Most Underwhelming Moments from the iPhone 3G Debut

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Video Proof That Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Rock Bottom

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4 Reasons You're Going To Hate The New Mike Myers Movie

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7 Reasons Kid Rock’s New Song Might be the Worst Ever
7 Reasons Kid Rock's New Song Might be the Worst Ever
12 Things That Pissed Me Off on Larry King the Other Night
8 Things That Pissed Me Off on Fox News the Other Day

When Neil Cavuto tries to flirt with someone ...
6 Things That Pissed Me Off From CNN's Bikini Teacher Report
10 Things That Pissed Me Off About CNN The Other Night
8 Upcoming Movie Adaptations That Must Be Stopped

Not all movies can be based on rich source ...
A Valentine's Day Parent Teacher Conference
The Top 5 Worst Lines of Dialogue (From Movies That Don't Actually Suck)

Otherwise decent flicks that drop lines of ...
Caring For Your Pet Aiken

Congratulations on your decision to purchase ...
Caring For Your Pet Lohan

The Lohan is an extremely curious and demanding ...
Messages From Katie Couric

Behold, the secret world of Katie Couric...
Selections from Lindsay Lohan"s AA Diary

Lindsay tells her diary about her drinking ...
TV's Greatest Off-Screen Quotes and Catchphrases

The greatest catchphrases that could never ...
John Kerry Tries To Tell Other Jokes

A collection of John Kerry's lesser known ...
Katie Couric Evening News Sign Off Suggestions

How should CBS' newest anchorette say go...
Mel Gibson"s Police Report

I stopped the vehicle and asked Mr. Gibson ...
Messages From Johnny Depp"s Voice Mail

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