I am a Finnish citizen, and internet comedian, which rank right up there with not being able to tie your shoes, and drawing in workman's comp. I am a missionary for Finland here on Cracked, spreading the good word of Finland's many achievemnets. So yeah, I'm like Saint Patrick. I urge you to get drunk and yell at your boss on my birhtday.

My interests are Video Games, the internet, being Finnish, reading, being a nerd, mocking Vodstok and being afraid of Theta(seriously, a juggler? That's clown territory).

Oh, and if a guy called Slit-Eyes with a shark tattoo on his face asks, you don't know me. Also, run. He's gonna shank you fast and shank you hard.