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Arkard

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Real Name: Arkard
Location: Poland
Member Since: November 27th, 2008
Last Seen: July 31st, 2010 10:27 am
Personal tag line: Prodigious Polack
Message board posts: 3,060

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About Arkard

My name is Cezary Strusiewicz.

I am a freelance writer and Japanese-English translator.

Need work, Polar Bears killed my family, have to buy bear rifles.

You can contact me via arkard@propl.com

Arkard has written 28 Articles for Cracked

9 Beloved Characters Made Horrifying by Japan
Jul 27, 2010
6 Completely Legal Ways The Cops Can Screw You
Jul 12, 2010
8 Real Grade Schools That Went Completely Insane
Jun 23, 2010
5 Superpowers We All Had as Babies (According to Science)
May 17, 2010
The 7 Most Insane True Stories of Neighbors from Hell
Mar 25, 2010
6 Baffling Mistakes Criminals Apparently Make All the Time
Mar 21, 2010
6 Terrible Ideas That Science Says Will Save the Planet
Mar 03, 2010
6 Disastrous Ways Pop Culture Influences The Real World
Feb 10, 2010
The 5 Most Statistically Full of Shit National Stereotypes
Feb 05, 2010
7 Bullshit Police Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
Jan 21, 2010
6 Life Saving Techniques From the Movies (That Can Kill You)
Jan 07, 2010
6 Movies With Uplifting Messages (That Can Kill You)
Dec 18, 2009
8 Online Fads You Didn't Know Were Invented Decades Ago
Nov 16, 2009
7 Things 'Good Parents' Do (That Screw Up Kids For Life)
Nov 12, 2009
6 Movie Plots Made Possible by Bafflingly Bad Decisions
Nov 08, 2009
The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth
Oct 27, 2009
6 Magical Movie Items They Wasted on Bullshit
Oct 09, 2009
7 Iconic Characters They Saved from The Cutting Room Floor
Aug 31, 2009
7 Insane Ads That Have No Clue What They're Selling
Jul 24, 2009
6 Ways The Recession Has Made The World Suck Less
Jul 21, 2009
7 Random Animals That Decided The Course of History
Jul 07, 2009
10 Divorce Stories Too Strange to Make Up
Apr 26, 2009
Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks Around the World
Mar 27, 2009
10 Awesome Ads (For Traumatizing Children)
Feb 25, 2009
9 Real Life Mad Scientists
Feb 16, 2009
5 Horrific Serial Killers (Who Are Free Right Now)
Jan 26, 2009
Bukkake of the Gods: Japan's Insane Creation Myths
Jan 25, 2009
The 6 Most Sadistic Dishes From Around The World
Jan 12, 2009

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