Somehow the 1950’s got a hold of 1970’s David Bowie and forced him to make this sex ed video for ladies.
here be lyrics…
He was a cool, jive creepo with cyanide toes
He was poor and she was green in her marmalade cloak
They’re just rainy old stars against the interstellar mob
They’re fleeing back to their cosmic galactician homes
He was a spaceman, and we were dancing
We were dancing, while we were all spacemen
Girl, you’re a lady, man!
It’s female puberty taught by David Bowie
Oh, they’re just having a toss with a uranium cross
They’re alien freaks with stardustian moms
Yes, the diamond dust cracks and the planetoid’s back with a sinister map of the world and subterranean girls
He was a spaceman, and we were dancing
We were all dancing, cause he was a spaceman
Girl, you’re a lady, man!
It’s female puberty taught by David Bowie!
He was a spaceman and we were dancing
We were dancing as if we were spacemen
Yes, we were spacemen and we were dancing
We were all dancing cause he was a spaceman
It’s female puberty taught by David Bowie!
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November 19th, 2009 at 3:28 am
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November 8th, 2009 at 9:36 am
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October 14th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Seriously, it’s stuck in my head now and I’d like to be able to play it without dealing with Youtube. The net’s expensive in some countries.
October 13th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Is there an MP3 for this somewhere?
October 11th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
>> Was this a single, or was it on an album?
Single, but it has appeared on the complilation albums Man Who Sold Tampons and The Collected Ziggy Stardust And The Hairiest Palms.
October 11th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
:0 that was just disturbing…
October 11th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
mehfag
October 11th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
This is alright, but you can’t really make fun of Bowie because he is awesome. Making fun of Bowie is like making fun of South Park, ridiculous.
October 10th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Nice. I dig the musical comedy.
October 10th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Don’t listen to the haters, Cody! I think you’re awesome…
October 10th, 2009 at 9:09 am
This was funnier when it was on that extremely popular show “Flight of the Chonchords” … but don’t worry man, I bet you can come up with something original next time
October 10th, 2009 at 9:08 am
for fucks sake i know its a bad idea to post your best work right off the bat as to not suck way too soon in your career as an internet based comedy writer but this is so fucking bad the bar has been lowered and expectations are so low that even his best work will without doubt suck more than these last few ive read…..
cracked is fuckin losing it man
October 10th, 2009 at 6:33 am
Was this a single, or was it on an album?
October 10th, 2009 at 12:37 am
[...] the mental patient whose roommates keep swallowing their tongues. He’s going to post videos, songs, and things we’ve never seen in these parts and he’s going to post often. Some of his [...]
October 8th, 2009 at 2:44 am
teh suxors.
die cody!
October 7th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Best I’ve seen from Cody’s stuff. Hell of a lot funnier than the articles
October 7th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I don’t care if I am a man, I would have been much happier with this too.
October 6th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
not here either…
October 6th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
I really wish that that was what taught me about my changing body.
October 6th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
For nearly the first minute, I was thinking “Well, this is kinda cute… a little funny…”
AND THEN THE MUSIC KICKED IN.
Holy crap, that was pretty damn awesome.
October 6th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Awesome.