Jury's still out whether or not salt's going to kill you dead. But it sure as heck made you smarter!
You're welcome for your new ad campaign, salt industry!
The '50s may have been great for straight white people, but it's hard to argue for the moral superiority of an era that had segregated drinking fountains. What did the '50s have for entertainment? The radio? Polio? Fuck you, '50s.
"Millennials, or at least the ones directing the conversation, are responding to accusations that they're all immature and blind to reality by calling all baby boomers immature and blind to reality, which is like telling a 12-year-old 'Call Of Duty' troll that you're going to make his mom airtight."
You know what also helps? When countries ban lead paint.
"Despite the fact that the ensmartening effects of iodine have been known for decades, one-third of the Earth's population still has low iodine levels: It's the biggest cause of preventable mental retardation on the planet."