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haha awesome comic!! (:
ReplyShould have used cats.
ReplyAs the artist, I just want to say how fun it is to read whiny criticisms in a new pair of shoes bought with Cracked money :D
Replyf**k the critics, it was better than most comics on this site. I lol'ed.
i see why the advertisement failed. It's obvious by the red nose and glossed over eyes that the sign should have read, Coke, Boobs, Meth. There's no way that dude is hungry at the moment.
ReplyWhy is the Flying Spaghetti Monster disguising Himself as boobies? There's no greater love than the love for pasta.
ReplyOh, God.
;-)
RAmen, brother.
Puppies, chocolate and boobs? SWEET! sign me up, o wait...that's def a vagina death trap...FREE YOU SAY? HOLY FLIPPIN HOT DOGS! *Jumps in*
Replyno but honestly this comic had a good idea but i feel it could have gone further!!! Better than the usual ones, keep on trying cracked, you'll get it!
Am I the only person on here that grasps this comic? This is obviously a commentary on race relations in America. The way the assimilated white man looks leeringly at minorities who are simply trying to provide them black market services for low cost. Drug dealers are urban SAINTS. Do you know how much time you can do for an 8 ball? Give them martyrs a break! I mean, if someone was offering you puppies, boobs, and chocolate for FREE... who the f**k DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO JUDGE THEM!?
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesI'm so pissed I could go mindlessly enlist in the military or something.
Word.
Amen.
Oh no he didn't!
Don't enlist! The sex is bad and they don't cover colostomies.
Let it be here known that at various times in my long life I have had black girlfriends. Invariably, be they big or small, they had wonderful, wonderful boobs.
ReplyWhich is to say I loved me them chocolate puppies.
I love you.
who wouldn't jump into a giant tooth lined vagina for free chocolate puppy boobs?
ReplyEveryone likes Boobs, Chocolates and Puppies.
ReplyThat would be the joke.
BOOOO.
Closed captioning for the thinking impaired.
its funny cuz its true!
ReplyThose of you that are saying "kittens" or that it was dumb don't get it. I feel like a d*****t having to explain it to you guys. The aliens think that putting three things that teen guys like on a poster will work. However, they simply listed them in such an order that the real message would be...
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesChocolate made from puppies' breasts/boobs/teats.
The trap didn't work because the teen read the sign literally. Unlike you readers.
The trap didnt work because is is a Sarlacc with eyes you stupid c**ksucker.
Enlighten me as to the "correct" order the words would have been in. Face it, it wasn't funny.
George, you feel like a d*****t because clearly you are one. The sign could have said literally anything but it wouldn't have mattered because there's an alien anus with teeth.
This isn't high brow stuff, man.
i agree with pinksock ( i hate having to write your name you dick )
this isnt that complicated. i started off thinking you would have something constructive to say but you make.. f**k it you're stupid
Dissected frog, George. Dissected frog.
Well, the sign isn't targeted at teen boys, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't have to be in a certain order for the joke to work, because reading it literally isn't the punchline of the comic. It's the fact that, as PinkSock said, THERE IS AN ALIEN PIT and obviously no chocolate, puppies, or boobs.
The trap would work on me hell who wouldn't fall for it
ReplyI wouldn't fall for it.
As an abortionist, I find that boobs are in fact enjoyable, and have left many men ensnared in teen pregnancies. Luckily, that's where I come in (actually it's where you came in, I'm just cleaning out the results).
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesWHY IS THIS RELEVANT?
It's not. Just troll bait. Move along.
I thought comment was funnish.
Gotta give you points for creativity and language at least.
It's not every day a fella gets to brag to all that he is an abortionist.
As a cereal killer I can attest to this, though I certainly leave no Kellogg's product alive to tell the tale.
WE CALL IT "ANTICONCEPTION"!
Soon to be explained in great detail in the thinking man's blockbuster movie, ANTIINCEPTION!
I laughed. 'Kitten boob chocolate' would have been more accurate though, if the internets has anything to say about it.
Reply"p***y, boobs, chocolate"
asinine debate, porn, pizza.
I must be missing something, because this is the worst thing I've ever seen.
Replyits a lot better than those other gay ass ones, I don't even remember what those other ones were called, instructables or some stupid s**t.
comics: harder than you tried
ReplyYou win the Truest Comment Ever award, liquidcruelty.
You're right, I didn't have to try hard at all...yet I get paid for this stuff. Isn't life great?
I believe "KITTENS, boobs, chocolate" would be more effective.
Replyawesome , so much better than those other comics ! , keep them coming
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesSeriously? "Awesome?"
Wow. How far we have fallen.
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You're the cartoonist's mommy, aren't you? It was not "awesome" in way shape or form.
f**k you i loled
They forgot the bacon! THEY FORGOT THE BACON!!
ReplyYes boobs, bacon and beer would've been more appropriate.
Absolutely sir!!! I think every guy would fall for bacon, beer, and boobs.