Snuggie Sutra: 10 Ways to Use Sleeves on a Blanket [CHART]
The Snuggie Sutra is a new book by Cracked's friend-with-benefits Lex Friedman and his co-writer Megan Morrison. Below are just a few of the reasons why you should buy this book immediately:
The Snuggie is a blanket with sleeves. But it's also a pop culture icon -- an "As-Seen-on-TV" wonder that quickly developed its own cult of awareness. Few of us were asking for a blanket with armholes, but that's because we'd forgotten how to dream.
Of course, once we owned our Snuggies, and could cuddle up with a good book and a blanket and not need to let our arms get chilly, we realized the world had changed for the better. Because if you can suddenly reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great novel, there's no reason you can't reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great lover.
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Hmm...I notice we've got a male and a female as co-writers.
ReplyI'm not sure if that means the dirty things my male brain thinks it means, but by god I know that the dude was probably hoping it would. But I'm not going to lie, there's something undeniably hot about mixing a snuggy in there. Perhaps it has to do with the warm softness of the snuggy mixed with the warm softness of a lady friend. On the other hand it opens up in the back which reminds me of a hospital gown, which isn't a terribly sexy garment, so idk...
heh heh, the ad for me was "Cuddleuppets" the blankets that are puppets. I hurt myself laughing.
ReplyI used to think the Superwoman was a cruel joke...it didn't go well. Both parties were injured. But now it's all so clear -- the missing component was the Snuggie!
Reply2 Eating out positions, and not one b*****b one...gay
ReplyYour definition of 'gay' is interesting to say the least! :-)
getting snuggy with it
Replyfap time
ReplyI'm wearing a snuggy right now, actually.
Reply...damnit, now I'm horny.
ReplyAre these techniques Slanket-compatible?
ReplyWell, sure. If you're into that sort of thing...
I wish I could do all these with my hand... *forever alone*
ReplySo theres only 8 here.....just saying
ReplyYeah well the Snorgy counts as three.
I only bought the snuggies BECAUSE OF the snuggie-sutra.
Replysnuggy should have to pay cracked money then.....
Snorgy! Like a corgy, only preferably with less hair and no poop eating.
ReplyGod willing.
i knew my snuggie was useful!
ReplyTHIS IS AWESOME. XDDD
ReplyI love my snuggie. Now I can love IN my snuggie
Replywhat the f**k cracked? what happened to quality? i'm going back to ebaums f**king world
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesStay there this time.
how the f**k did you manage to get more than 40 f*****g dislikes and still be at the newest comments section?!? your fast at sucking(get my joke there? hahaha sucking!)!!!!!
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Please to be proofreading image captions before posting them to the interwebs.
ReplyHoly crap. That's a real book?
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(thumbs up) Would you attempt these?!
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