Top Picks for March
Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.
03.31.2010Internet Math: [College Humor]
10 Crappiest Birthdays on [Adult Swim]
The Creepiest Children's Books Ever: [Huffington Post]
10 more animated gifs to help you through your days: [The Chive]
10 Crazy Facts About Breast Implants: [The Frisky]
6 Degrees From The Clash to Clash of the Titans: [Mania]
Gary Busey directs Gary Busey: [Liquid Generation]
Chewbacca is just a regular wookiee like the rest of the people living in Vermont: [Unreality]
This is why we love Dave Grohl: [i am bored]
The Hottest Women of Wrestlemania 26: [Bleacher Report]
Bees are mysteriously disappearing. Our guess: Someone is building an army: [Ask Men]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Superheroes and supervillians that don't have any powers. Wait, what?
Submitted by Silent Sam in the Mirth Canal.
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03.29.2010
14 old school ads that make us question our grandparents: [The Chive]
Stormtroopers are badass: [Unreality]
The little Chatroulette Bastard: [Kontraband]
submitted by PJ.
10 Sexy Athletes That Could Be the Next Bond Girl: [Bleacher Report]
The Most Ridiculous "Very Special" Sitcom Episodes Of All Time: [Huffington Post]
The 10 Craziest Public Access Shows In America: [TopCultured]
6 Most Racist Casting Decisions in Film History: [Mania]
These photos of the drunk and disorderly prove folks were more enlightened back then, given they had a separate category for mustaches: [Daily Mail]
Thanks to Ralf Bakr in the Mirth Canal.
The Sims Expansion Packs Get a Little Too Realistic: [College Humor]
7 Rules to a Successful Road Trip: [COED Magazine]
25 Awesome Moon Bounces: [Holy Taco]
The 50 Greatest Celebrity O Faces of All Time: [Man O Fest]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Bone up on your unofficial holidays and have an excuse to skip work.
Submitted by RevertSpecially in the Mirth Canal.
03.26.2010
This is the most badass alphabet on the planet: [Unreality]
The 9 Most Awesomely Lame After School Specials: [Huffington Post]
10 awesome gifs to kickstart the weekend: [The Chive]
A failing attempt to impress the professor: [i am bored]
Turns out human beings and video games have something in common: [College Humor]
The Sexy 16: The Hottest Athlete Bracket: [Bleacher Report]
8 Coolest Ways to Time Travel: [Mania]
Check out when AS will be hosting a block party in your neck of the woods: [Adult Swim]
Six NES Games That Need to Be Remade NOW: [Asylum]
Is the next Photoshop going to totally rule?: [The Next Web]
Thanks to David Wong in the Mirth Canal.
Are you living in Bigdicksville? Results from this survey will let you know: [LemonDrop]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The small penis rule is a real thing.
Submitted by RocketRobinhood in the Mirth Canal.
03.24.2010
10 more reasons the U.S. is loaded with fatties: [The Chive]
Is this cake inappropriate? Or is it the greatest ever?: [i am bored]
Nintendo's going 3D. Fuck yes: [Ask Men]
7 Rejected Berenstain Bears Titles: [College Humor]
The Most WTF Billboards Of All Time: [Huffington Post]
Erin Andrews On Dancing With The Stars: Her Hottest Dresses: [Bleacher Report]
The Movie Maven gives us a recap of SXSW: [Mania]
11 Old School WWF Wrestlers With the Worst Side Jobs: [11 Points]
ATHF's Carl weighs in on March Madness: [Adult Swim]
This is why oranges are the best fruit ever: [TopCultured]
This virtual choir is the tits: [YouTube]
Thanks to FlyingSquid in the Mirth Canal.
Who doesn't love watching celebrities resisting arrest?: [The Frisky]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Math jokes. Just math jokes.
Submitted by Siafu in the Mirth Canal.
03.22.2010
Finally, a scientific explanation for college: [College Humor]
These are the people you need to punch in the jeans for screwing up your March Madness bracket: [Bleacher Report]
The 10 Greatest NCAA Tourney Buzzer Beaters of All Time: [Man O Fest]
It was Cheech versus Anderson Cooper (and some comedian) on Jeopardy. Find out who won: [Asylum]
The Most Inappropriate Vanity Plates of All Time: [Huffington Post]
20 Photos to Make You Smile: [The Chive]
Disney is now taking applications for breast inspector: [NY Post]
Thanks to Donal in the Mirth Canal.
10 Upcoming Directors New Movie Compatibility Test: [Mania]
Top 10 Things Bosses Love to Hear: [Ask Men]
If there's one thing professors hate, it's the fucking Chicken Dance: [lemondrop]
T-Pain wants to do reverse cowgirl with you: [The Frisky]
One man takes his love for Die Hard to a bafflingly terrible level: [Unreality]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: An information overload on the word "Thou."
Submitted by ArthurDent42 in the Mirth Canal.
03.19.2010
Retracting the Ridiculous: The Funniest News Corrections Ever: [Huffington Post]
The 40 Hottest Alumni of March Madness: [Bleacher Report]
How to survive March Madness: [Ask Men]
"Should I use the turnstyle? Or just McTwist the barrier?": [i am bored]
What Mark Zuckerberg will do to your Facebook account when you question his motives: [College Humor]
Have you missed Gladstone? Well check out his latest HBN: [Asylum]
Jetpack Jackass: [Adult Swim]
This is the time traveling guide Einstein would use if he were still alive: [TopCultured]
There is not a woman on this planet sexier than Tina Fey: [The Chive]
10 Actors who Stood Out Like Sore Thumbs in Period Films: [Mania]
These animals are better at sports than you are: [Holy Taco]
"Sir there are girls fighting each other over at ORHS." "SHIT! Send everything we have at them!": [Fark]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: It's Iowa's largest frying pan.
Submitted by StrangeHoney in the Mirth Canal.
03.17.2010
The Nightmare Before St. Patrick's Day: [College Humor]
This will never get old: a Leprechaun sighting in Mobile, AL leads to borderline insane hilarity: [LemonDrop]
The Most Ridiculous Things Dyed Green For St. Patrick's Day: [Huffington Post]
Need a guide on which drinks to buy today? Well, here you go: [COED Magazine]
22 photos of people who clearly hit the sauce too early today: [The Chive]
15 of the Hottest March Madness Fans: [Bleacher Report]
Incredible Hulks have penises, Dora the Explorers have... penises also? What?: [Man O Fest]
10 Unforgettable TV Series Finales: [Mania]
This fellow is clearly British: [i am bored]
Today, harmonicas have officially become awesome: [Asylum]
Don't throw your beer cans out today, give them to Lady GaGa: [The Frisky]
The 10 Strangest Looking Actresses in Hollywood: [Unreality]
Make sure you swing by the forums to show off how Irish you are: [PWoT]
Thanks to zimmer.
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: If Warwick Davis ever comes to your house dressed as the Leprechaun, this is how you defeat him.
Submit your mind-blowing page in the Mirth Canal.
03.15.2010
The Top 10 Outlaw Girlfriends: [Ask Men]
The Richest Cartoon Characters Of All Time: Who's Got The Most Cash?: [Huffington Post]
5 Phone Apps For College: [College Humor]
"Oh yeah, finally gonna see some boobs on ChatRoule- aw, goddamnit.": [i am bored]
Proof that humanity is circling the drain: This woman is attempting to tip the scales at 1,000-pounds. Bonus proof: People are actually paying to watch: [Daily Mail]
Thanks to Mister Farenheit in the Mirth Canal.
Attack of the FUPA: [The Chive]
A company is making talking headstones. In this day and age, there's no way this could possibly go wrong: [Fark]
10 Most Cathartic Movie Villain Defeats: [Mania]
Bananas are about to get ca-razy!: [TopCultured]
Here are some tips on how to fill out your NCAA bracket (we've picked Vermont to go all the way this year): [Bleacher Report]
How about a little love for King of the Hill: [Adult Swim]
Take note: If you plan on wearing a ridiculous costume, also plan on not getting arrested: [Uncoached]
25 Atomic Wedgies: [Holy Taco]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Having trouble figuring out who to go to for sage advice? There's a page for that.
Submitted by RevertSpecially in the Mirth Canal.
03.12.2010
Make-up? Or liar's powder?: [The Chive]
The stinkiest lightsaber duel ever: [College Humor]
The Most Ridiculous Amazon Suggests Of All Time: [Huffington Post]
10 Awful TV Theme Songs You Can't Get Out of Your Head: [Mania]
The 10 Greatest Moments in Fat Guy Dancing History: [Man O Fest]
Monday night wars, part two. Does anyone care about wrestling, still?: [Bleacher Report]
Holy Taco wants to give you a Wii!: [Holy Taco]
Man, Carl is pissed about the Oscars: [Adult Swim]
The best paying jobs in America (Infographic): [i am bored]
Pokemon in real life: [Unreality]
Live-action Elmer Fudd versus Bugs Bunny (kind of): [Gorilla Mask]
Who'd You Rather?: Oscar Edition: [Liquid Generation]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The zany adventures of Parliament Funkadelic.
Submitted by StrangeHoney in the Mirth Canal.
03.10.2010
Rest in Peace, Corey Haim, you king of vampire slayers: [Asylum]
Did anyone else know that Chuck Norris is 70-years old today?: [Fark]
4 online activities made obsolete by ChatRoulette: [College Humor]
Top 10 Worst Sucker Punches in Sports History: [Bleacher Report]
20 Reasons Why Dogs Bite Humans: [The Chive]
The Price Is Creepy: Bob Barker's Sexual Harassment Greatest Hits: [Huffington Post]
9 Former Wussy Actors Turned Badass: [Mania]
Are you having tons of sex and also have a ton of cash to blow? No? Well check these expensive condom holders out anyway: [The Frisky]
We don't care how short these buses are, we'd still ride in them: [TopCultured]
Guys, have you ever wondered if, whilst naked, you looked at what you're doing. Now you'll know: [Bitchin Lifestle]
Thanks to JustinFragapane in the Mirth Canal.
The 12 Best Raps From [Adult Swim]
Some times nature can be really fucking awesome: [Uncoached]
Someone needs to teach this police officer the rules of Twister: [i am bored]
Misfortune Cookies: [College Humor]
What's better than sucker punches? Cat fights. Me-ow: [Bleacher Report]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: We're not exactly sure why Phineas Quimby has his own page, but man does that beard rule.
Submitted by Silent Sam in the Mirth Canal.
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03.08.2010
The 7 Lamest Moments From Last Night's Oscars: [Huffington Post]
Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2010: [College Humor]
Have you seen the new Iron Man 2 trailer? No? Feast and salivate: [Mania]
Your Oscar round-up: [Lemondrop]
25 Hot Oscar Winners: [Holy Taco]
Best of the Best Pictures: [Rotten Tomatoes]
11 painful animated gifs: [The Chive]
ChatRoulette, 1200 AD: [Liquid Generation]
"Would you like some condoms in your doggy bag?": [Asylum]
Star Wars in the real world: [Unreality]
Apparently the BBC has its priorities straight: [i am bored]
If you're in Gastonia and thinking about cheeseburgers, watch the fuck out: [Fark]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Every one whose name was even farted in the bible.
Submitted by MontyPrime in the Mirth Canal.
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03.05.2010
The Movie Maven returns to review March's movies. In a two-piece. And in a hot tub. Why haven't you clicked this yet?: [Mania]
28 antique robots: [The Chive]
From the writer and director of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus comes Polar Bear Payback: [Adult Swim]
The Funniest (And Weirdest) Google Ads Of All Time : [Huffington Post]
The 50 Biggest Screw-Ups in Sports History: [Bleacher Report]
25 photos of incredible lawn art: [Holy Taco]
Legend of Zelda FML: [College Humor]
Kid Rock and 5 Other Unqualified Fox News Contributors: [Asylum]
A Lego re-creation of New York City: [Lemondrop]
Stephen Fry has something to say about the Catholic Church: [Joe My God]
Thanks to FlyingSquid in the Mirth Canal.
How the Average American Man Spends His Day: [Uncoached]
11 Ways of Looking at Lindsay Lohan's Butt: [The Frisky]
More evidence that lawyers can be absolutely despicable: [Fark]
A review of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland: [COED Magazine]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Nightrider, dabbaba, threeleaper? What the fuck is going on in this page?
Submitted by ralf23 in the Mirth Canal.
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03.03.2010
The Twitter accounts of your favorite video game characters: [College Humor]
These are the raddest ghetto blasters ever: [The Chive]
This sidewalk art will blow your mind: [Huffington Post]
If you've ever wondered how dinosaurs bumped uglies, here's your opportunity to find out: [Asylum]
The Force Unleashed: Lego Edition: [YouTube]
Thanks to NavigatorPlus2001 in the Mirth Canal.
10 Revealing Movie Mistakes: [Unreality]
Do epic shit: [i am bored]
The Old Spice dude has some dating advice for you: [The Frisky]
A detached penis has gone missing. Godspeed, you brave phallus. Godspeed: [Fark]
Are you a fattie? Well guess what? It's not good for you: [Ask Men]
12 Most Spectacular Villain Deaths: [Mania]
These kids are really fucking tired: [TopCultured]
Is Leryn Franco the hottest athlete ever?: [Bleacher Report]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: the most blazingly idiotic example of a barefaced lie.
Submitted by Logical Penguin in the Mirth Canal.
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03.01.2010
The 10 Best Olympic Moments from Vancouver: [Bleacher Report]
A gallery of figure skaters who look like monsters: [Huffington Post]
The AS News: Down With Ice Dancing: [Adult Swim]
26 photos of questionable figure skating moves: [The Chive]
How to fail at curling on the Wii: [Man O Fest]
The Internet Kama Sutra: [College Humor]
25 Fingers With Funny Faces: [Holy Taco]
Top 10 Common Etiquette Mistakes: [Ask Men]
15 Reasons Why March Will Be Epic for Games: [Mania]
The official first episode of Axe Cop. Holy shit: [YouTube]
Thanks to Schroeder in the Mirth Canal.
5 Signs You're Getting Old: [Uncoached]
These are the women who should play Wonder Woman. At the same time. In our office. Preferably tomorrow: [Coed Magazine]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Apparently, curling is cursed.
Submitted by Truthiness in the Mirth Canal.
Does Cracked still do roundups?
ReplyYay! My Wikipedia article won... I didn't even think it was that good
ReplyHaha, I'm feeling the same way about mine. . .
I'm puzzled that none of the watchmen characters are on that list. In the talk page a comment about that seems to have been deleted with the untrue explanation that 'they do have superpowers'. Odd.
In that "wussy actors turned badass" list I would've included Leonardo DiCaprio. He was a wuss in Titanic but was a total badass in The Departed and Gangs Of New York. I mean come on he stabbed a guy in the face with a coat rack!
ReplyHoly crap!!
ReplyAccording to the header; this article was made on March 1st! How did they know Corey would die?!?!?!
Stephen Fry is the biggest A-hole in the history of time.
Replysorry you cant except the fact there is no god but at least stop lying to yourself thaty the cathlic church has alot to answer for those child rape FACTS!!!! are the tip of the iceberg
stephen fry an incredible bloke who is insanely intelligent comedien and writer
athiests are the future your kind is a dying breed
which is jooly good an all tata
Firs learn some English language, then talk to me again...
i've been reading cracked for around three years now, every single day without fail. i usually find all the articles great and hilarious. they are always completely nonpartisan and never make fun of a specific group, religious, racial, or otherwise. today, though, i was very offended by the rant on the catholic church posted in the "top picks" for march. I have been a practicing Catholic since I've been alive, and find it frustrating that time and time again Catholics are the ones picked on. Yes, I may be only 16, but I know an insult when I see one. Stick to funny articles and stop trying to push your own views. Thanks so much!
Reply Hide All See All 7 Repliesoh, and i am NOT a troll, i just felt really compelled to respond. i felt betrayed by my usually go to site for a laugh.
moron! there aint a god, get over it. realise that this planet is the only heaven you'll get dont waste it praying to a fairy in the sky!
Hello there my trolly friend, billhicks=god. i can see you've already acquainted yourself with Libertariandude up there. ^ What a kind fellow you sound like. Oh, and maybe you shouldn't call people morons and then say "there aint a god."
im not here to have a religious argument, the point is not whether there is a god or not, the point is that cracked should stand at a nonpartisan, nonreligious standpoint and just be funny.
In any case, whether there's a God or not is irrelevant to roeroex3's point. Why is it always the Catholic church? The Anglican church, which I was raised in, has its fair share of pedophile priests, but no-one ever talks about them. Maybe because the Anglican church is more relaxed on sexual morality and the hypocrisy is less striking, maybe because Anglican priests can get married and you can't propose the idiotic quick fix of allowing priests to have sex with women, because that's how pedophilia works, right? Attacking the Catholic Church just seems to be where everyone feels on firm ground.
Your feelings are understandable, roeroex3. Many people who don't believe anything take pleasure in trying to make those who do feel bad. Says more about them than anything else. What are they so scared of, I wonder? :)
Is this discussion REALLY about the Catholic church being the ONLY religious group being picked on???
Seriously? Catholic being the ONLY religion that get's "singled out" for grief?? lol
ALL religions of the world have done horrible things in their god's name(s) (look it up). They should ALL be happy that the only thing they're subjected to is joking at the hands of internet comedy writers.
Lighten up.
Tell me, who was the last Internet comedy writer to get stuck into Tibetan Buddhists' wealth? For me, this is about other religions, and non-religious groups, not getting subjected to anything like the same amount of joking as the Roman Catholic Church (with the obvious exception of American fundamentalist churches). I don't mind that the Catholic Church is being made fun of, but I think roeroex3 has a fair point. It shouldn't just be them. I don't think comedy has to be fair, but I also think that if you want to do Comedy With A Message, your point shouldn't be one that's been made thousands of times.
And, seeing that you told us to lighten up, I'm sure you think I'm getting ridiculously upset that mockery isn't being carefully measured up and equally divided. I admit it, I'm going overboard. Scapegoating does that to me. If all religions have done horrible things in their God's name, and comedians want to address this and have their criticisms taken seriously (which seems to me to be defeating the point of comedy, but I suppose everyone needs their crusade), then all religions should be taken to task. Not just Roman Catholicism, fundamentalist Protestantism, and maybe Islam for the 'edgy' funnymen.
Are you telling me that there is a group of commenters holding a rational, intelligent conversation about religion?
Be still, my heart!
I'm with you. The Canadian guy kicked the stone closer and Canada won? Why do they even bother will all that broom s**t?
ReplyNo, the American kicked it on accident.
Anyone else immediately close a page when it's got a talking ad or music? Is that just me?
ReplyNope, not just you.
it's like those ads are begging you to destroy the abominations they are, as soon as they are born into the world.
I could not even understand the "curling" article. Its like that Family Guy episode where a british man explains Cricket to Peter.
ReplyOh yeah, I never got this before but, FIRST POST!
I'll never be able to understand curling ever. When I saw that article I started laughing my ass off.
At least the women's curling gives us some attractive women to look at, so it's not a total loss.