Series of Dispatches from the Mushroom Kingdom

Every once in a while, we like to run guest articles from websites and writers whose work we enjoy. It's our little way of saying "We forgot to write an article last night." This week's comes from the hilarious Avery Edison of, who takes us on a tour through various dispatches from the Mushroom Kingdom.

Mario Writes in his Diary.

A Koopa Troopa Writes to his Family from the Front Lines.

Princess Peach writes to Luigi.

Mario Writes to Princess Peach

Mario's Police Report

Luigi Speaks at Mario's Funeral.

Find more from Avery at, or check out her Adventures of Jesus and Judas and follow her on Twitter.

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