Series of Dispatches from the Mushroom Kingdom
Every once in a while, we like to run guest articles from websites and writers whose work we enjoy. It's our little way of saying "We forgot to write an article last night." This week's comes from the hilarious Avery Edison of AveryEdison.com, who takes us on a tour through various dispatches from the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario Writes in his Diary.
A Koopa Troopa Writes to his Family from the Front Lines.
Princess Peach writes to Luigi.
Mario Writes to Princess Peach
Mario's Police Report
Luigi Speaks at Mario's Funeral.
Find more from Avery at AveryEdison.com, or check out her Adventures of Jesus and Judas and follow her on Twitter.
Reading the last once made mE have to listen to Understudy by Monomate.
ReplyAWESOME. I will never look at the Mario series the same way again... xDDDD
ReplyI can't imagine this not being read in their respective voices. It just adds too much.
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FATALITY!!!
Its high time we hauled that plumber's butt to face a war crimes tribunal.
ReplyI got tears in the koopa one
ReplyHILARIOUS! XD
ReplyThis is so funny! Yes, it has thoroughly unraveled my innocent childhood memories of playing Nintendo into shreds of confusing despair in less than ten minutes; but in the hilarious way, so it's cool.
ReplyI feel so dirty now. Like a murderer or something. Especially after that image of the severed turtle head attached to it's bloody spine....
ZAoxeus, you f**king bastard.
Replyu got A LOT of balls to steal my name from diffrent forums, and put up dumbass comments.
welcome to hell dirtbag
i hope u rot in hell. Name stealing bastard
what the f**k?
this is prety funny. the stuff you would never see in the games iself. and can a web moderterator or admin please delete all of these ANNOYING spam ads, cuase it makes it hard to read other peoples comments.
Reply@ Zaoxeus
ReplyBecause caps lock is cruise control for "cool".
Idiot.
even with cruise control, you have to steer.
FUCK U ALL
ReplySTOP FUCKING COMMENTING ON FUCKING WEBSITES!
SOME OF US ACTUALLY CARE FOR PEOPLE'S OPINION AND COMMENTS.
btw...
f**k you
...shut the f**k up
"STOP COMMENTING"
"SOME OF US WANT TO READ PEOPLE'S COMMENTS AND OPINIONS"
I rest my case.
@ wildheavenfarm - I believe the term you're looking for is "Anglophile."
ReplyThis is material for a terrific David Lynch mini-series.
Replyawesome XD
Reply@fknrat, I think youre right :( but that aside this was really good compared to most of the fill-ins :)
Replyi quite enjoyed hearing peach getting called out
It's like Seanbaby without the rape and penises and rape. Still a good read.
ReplyRIP Mario you weak f**k.
That was awesome o.o
ReplyNormally I don't like the articles from other sites that cracked posts and stopped reading them for a while, but this one really made me laugh.
ReplyI enjoyed myself.
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