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Most Awkward Funeral Ever

By Mike Jacobsen July 12, 2009 109,197 views
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The first questions on God's FAQ page is, "Why did (Grandma/Granpa/Recently Deceased Celebrity) have to die?" We didn't stick around to see His answer (someone sent us a video of a cat playing the key-tar) but we're willing to bet "It was just their time" makes a cameo. But what happens when He realizes he's made a terrible scheduling error? Mike Jacobsen shows us ...

Mike Jacobsen is a comics artist from Australia. You can find more of his work over at SeeMikeDraw.

For more Cracked comics see Daisy Owl by Ben Driscoll and Abnormality by Winston Rowntree.


Anyone up for some House of the Dead - OH MY GOD SOPHIE'S A ZOMBIE NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/1/2009 9:42:22 PM
Luigifan

lol.

7/18/2009 12:34:38 PM
bliss.

Almost... the idea was fine but something was missing...

7/15/2009 5:07:52 PM
Binak_Algo

Needed more buildup. Sorry, that's just the truth.

7/13/2009 10:38:33 PM
BATZARRO

Civver, 'zombie-related crap isn't very original' is like saying 'cartoons about people aren't original'. It's not the subject that matters, but how it's dealt with. Not really worth making a mountain out of a mole hill here, but you are obviously a rather large tool.

7/13/2009 10:37:43 PM
jamesboy

epic. those of you who are complaing...suck a big ol black wiener. no one asked your opinion on the matter.

7/13/2009 7:25:12 PM
patrickbateman

I agree with shadowfacts. let the drawing speak for itself.

7/13/2009 6:52:02 PM
purplestar

Hehe, Cracked comment sections contain more bleeding vaginas than a c**t-punching contest.

7/13/2009 3:02:27 PM
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7/13/2009 2:59:06 PM
Crackedlovers

Gahahahahahahahahahahaha!

7/13/2009 1:54:07 PM
johnthemac

It's not as bad as the last one, but it still sucks.

7/13/2009 1:19:27 PM
Pootah

Alright, now that you got that turd out of your system...

Go back and do it right.

7/13/2009 1:03:40 PM
crackcorn

@civver

Wrong. You can't f*****g criticize *anything* you can't do better than.

I don't *like* Starry Night, but I can't paint, so am I going to complain? No.

Get the f**k out, loser.

7/13/2009 12:37:42 PM
Zayro

I sorta liked it.

7/13/2009 12:30:37 PM
Honkadelic

@civver

You are absolutely right. Criticism is given where criticism is due. Here's yours: you are a scrotumless asscake.

There: two words, just like your initial "criticism." Suck it, you tool.

7/13/2009 10:39:25 AM
endgame_rage

And no, I don't have to make a comic to criticize it. Stop being a sycophant. Criticism is given where criticism is due, and this comic just isn't that funny or amusing. Stop deluding yourself.

7/13/2009 9:51:27 AM
civver

@jamesboy: Zombie-related crap isn't very original. What, the artist thinks I'd laugh because biting someone's neck off isn't what a sweet grandma would do? That's not very original either

7/13/2009 9:49:53 AM
civver

I saw that coming a mile away. Also, it wasn't that funny.

7/13/2009 9:28:31 AM
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7/13/2009 2:51:59 AM
william97

She's attacking her loved ones for some reason. Maybe this is like that movie The Crow, and she was sent back to avenge her murder at the hands of her family, who killed her for the inheritance. That makes this comic badass.

7/13/2009 1:57:40 AM
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