Sex Is Like Pizza, Even When It's Bad It's Still Pretty Good
Mel Brooks and Sharon Stone have both been quoted as saying that "Sex is like pizza. Even if it's done bad, it's still good." But is that really true all the time? And are there other ways that sex is like pizza? More importantly, what are the nine worst possible ways that you could possibly respond to such a sexual innuendo. We've asked our team of highly trained stock photo models to explore the studio space on this highly important question ...









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#5: I probably would have said "oregano".
Replythat last one killed me
ReplySex is more like a sandwich. Fast, satisfying, and there is no wrong way to do it.
ReplySex is more like a sandwich. Anything goes.
ReplySex is more like a sandwich, smear it with butter and it tastes better when its a sandwich. Its a sandwich. Sex in a sandwich.
Tattoo girl I love you. :)
ReplyYou her dad's brother or on the mother's side?
Anyone notice the random bighead in the 5th picture? Whats up WIT DAT?
ReplyWAT?
WOAH.
I thought it was George Carlin that said it first.
ReplyYou get the hell out of my kitchen. I don't know sex, but I DO know pizza. In the six years since I've left Europe, I have had ONE pizza that came even CLOSE to what we had on the other side of the Atlantic!
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesYou wouldn't know good pizza if it came up and slapped you across the face with its dick!
... You don't know sex?
I'm so sorry virgin.
Btw. A dick doesn't look like a pizza. Just a heads up.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
The tattoo one made me laugh really f*****g hard.
ReplySex is like pizza. When it comes right down to it, you'll keep eating even if there's hair on it.
Sex is like pizze: the best part is finding new places to stick the cheese.
Replydoes that i mean i have to start wearing condoms in pizza hut?
ReplyCold pizza anyone?
Replyyes pizza is delicious, i wrote my own article on it.
Replynot here of course :(
Apparently if a guy feeds a girl pizza, he must be wearing a lime green polo.
ReplyThat's one guy.
That's the SAME guy. What kind of womani *comment cut by SOPA. Reason: implied pedophily*
corn on pizza is actually pretty good. so is pineapple.
ReplySo is my dick.
I would rather eat pizza than have good sex roughly 100% of the time.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesSpoken like a true fatty.
Bah! The only thing better than good sex is good steak. Real tender, and juicy, and lip moistening, and oh so hot. I mean the steak...that was clear, right? Right?
soaked in cow's blood and some mashed potatoes with chives
Some of these comments are making me laugh harder than the actual article. Bravo, kids.
Replyv-when spambots ruled the earth.
ReplyNow I want pizza!
Reply"as bloody as possible without the meat falling apart in your hands" had me in tears
Replyyes...I suppose it would.
That reminded me of a joke..." I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer!"