Sex Is Like Pizza, Even When It's Bad It's Still Pretty Good

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6/30/2009 9:52:06 PM

alter

I think we should have a "match the cracked writer to the picture" contest. I'm gonna say that Brockway did 4 and 7. And possibly DOB for 1 and 9.

6/23/2009 8:37:14 PM

tkesten

The last line was the best part. I'll be sure to think of this next time my dog does that.

6/23/2009 7:33:17 PM

IDUnavailable

"Kind of used a motion like when a dog scoots on the carpet."


I shouldn't have read this while on the phone with the IRS.

6/23/2009 10:33:17 AM

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6/23/2009 10:18:18 AM

Shirleyxx

That last one... The last line of it... I almost threw up... Thanks cracked...

6/23/2009 10:08:10 AM

minivanmonkey

They put corn, mayonnaise, and potato salad on pizza in Japan.

It's AWFUL.

6/23/2009 10:02:35 AM

ramenkingroshi

I think that's actually a Woody Allen quote
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6/23/2009 6:45:36 AM

brownsauce

another great band name.. "tardy prostitutes"

6/22/2009 11:21:49 PM

ecalcott

The can of corn and the bloody hamburger had me laffin....by the end I was in tears....good job fuckers!

6/22/2009 10:07:31 PM

yuma_bill

The girl in the second and second to last pics is cute and hot.

6/22/2009 8:00:11 PM

Enriq

Wow. Ironic. I put a pizza in the oven about 10 minutes ago. And by "put a pizza in the oven 10 minutes ago," I mean, I put my dick in the dish washer. And by dish washer, I mean, Ernie.

6/22/2009 7:41:28 PM

hurfdurf

What a coincidence I was just IN Fartopolis!!!

6/22/2009 7:35:30 PM

$Jon$

Usually a man with something up his ass would disgust me, but the last line gave me a very funny image

6/22/2009 7:15:57 PM

Shancey

fifth, that is, poor internet connections can ruin my comments when a page doesn't load right

love
-see previous entry

6/22/2009 5:44:59 PM

pea

Wow. Ironic. I put a pizza in the oven about 10 minutes ago. And by "put a pizza in the oven 10 minutes ago," I mean, I put a pizza in the oven 10 minutes ago.

WTF is wrong with you? You think I'm always dirty?

6/22/2009 5:42:41 PM

RoryAnderson

In regards to the third photo-example, it is impossible to over tip the delivery man

love
-a papa john's driver

6/22/2009 5:42:21 PM

pea

I'm eating pizza... while reading this. I can tell you it is not like sex. Because I am not having it.

6/22/2009 4:02:48 PM

GiZzY67

Pizza is like sex since they both burn when you put tobasco sauce on it.

6/22/2009 3:44:02 PM

Mongo

Oh my God, that was f*****g funny! This time CRACKED, I salute you.

6/22/2009 3:18:45 PM

TheAntiAssClown