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#8.
South Korea Again.

Ruling party politicians barricaded themselves in the National Assembly building, sparking opposition attempts to gain entry with sledgehammers, chisels and crowbars. This, all over the signing of a Free Trade agreement with the United States. At that point, all fucking Hell breaks loose, as the guys inside pile up furniture against the door and the opposition claws their way through like zombies. Hell yeah!

Best YouTube Comment:

"Wow! That's definitely more exciting than politics in Canada."

Didn't Canada just try to throw out their government? I guess Canadians can make pretty much anything boring.

#7.
Georgian MP Gets Wet, Slapped in Face.

What is it with politicians not wearing ties these days? You're professionals not students. Dress the part. Oh, and also, the acting like children thing. You should probably stop that as well.

We couldn't find another source to tell us what exactly happened here, but luckily the video is from Russia Today. So it's completely accurate and trustworthy, then.

Best YouTube Comment:

"˜Screw them˜"

Hats off to the guy for managing to get a hammer and sickle into his YouTube comment. A little more ingenuity like that and a little less massive-famines-and-political-systems-that-lend-themselves-to-dictatorships, and Communism might actually work.

#6.
Black Guy Assaults Guy from the 80s; Asian Guy Sticks the Boot in

Some sort of fight in the Suriname National Assembly. You've got to feel sorry for the guy without sleeves on his suit. First of all, he hasn't got any sleeves on his suit. Secondly, he thinks he's going to have a fight with the little Asian guy and ends up getting pummelled by the big black guy.

Best YouTube Comment:

To English from Dutch via Google Translate:

"waaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i hahahahhahahahah Pienda in the Assembly, I am for me a bunch of country Fuckers are Doeki electoral battle, but that was exciting..........hahaahhahahahha "

The YouTube community is like Doctors Without Borders. Except instead of Doctors, retards.

#5.
Taiwan's Parliament is Very Progressive - Just Look at How Many Female Politicians They Have (Also: CAT FIGHT!)

See it here. "Punches are thrown, hats are ripped off and hair is pulled." The guy doing commentary could describe two people shaking hands and make it sound like the Battle of the Somme.

Best YouTube Comment:

Here's a summary of the comments:

"lol, fuck you dpp haters. die bitch die... the only reason Britain was successful is because of gunpowder since they were enslaving and opressing people... who do you think is the winner after nuclear wars when all living things are gone and whole planet is toxic?... Taiwanese girls are very horny for westerners'dikes. If you put westerners'dike-heads into their mouths... go screw yourself you american TERRORIST... . Kangaroo fucker... . DEMOCRAZY!!!... Think about it, do you honestly want to bang women like that?... LOL!!"

#4.
Who Throws a Shoe? Well, Apart from Iraqi Journalist, Taiwanese Politicians.

A guy in a ridiculous pink shirt decides to make an important political point by having the worst throwing arm imaginable. He must have felt like an idiot walking home:

"Hey, pink shirt, where's your shoe?"

"I threw it at the Speaker of the Legislator."

"And what did that achieve?"

"Uhh..."

Best YouTube Comment:

"DEMOCRAZY!!!"

Seriously, who is this guy?

#3.
Taiwan Again.

No one can calm the fury of Lee Mun Chung!

This narrator's got a fantastic grasp of alliteration: "Fights back with flying fists... bruising blow... Taiwanese terrorist... ferocious filibuster." That's just classy voice over work. Real old-school.

Best YouTube Comment:

"My question is: What happened to good old chair throws?"

See above.

#2.
Czech Dentist Conferences are Badass

The guy at the podium is the Czech Republic's former Deputy Prime Minister Miroslav Macek, addressing a group of dentists. The guy that tries to walk out with his dignity in tact after being bitch slapped on the back of the head is Health Minister David Rath.

Translated into English, Macek tells the audience that, before discussion begins, he's got a private matter to sort out with Rath, which apparently consists of acting like a 10-year-old.

The best thing about this video is that the conference is sponsored by Ghostbusters.

Best YouTube Comment:

Someone points out that the person who uploaded the video to YouTube tagged it with the words: Czech, fight, minister, health, Rath, Mace, oral, anal, piss, scat, cumshot, sex, erotic, orgasm, best, fun, Pokemon, Power Rangers.

It's like a short story written by the kids from the Village of the Damned.

#1.
"Tell Them What I Lied About, Fat Boy."

The hippie in the bad suit is Joe Redner, a candidate in the 2004 election for the Tampa Bay Hillsborough County commission seat. Redner is the founder of Voice of Freedom, a campaign group "dedicated to informing the public of actions by our government that affect our Unalienable Rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, and our Constitutional Guarantees," those Constitutional Guarantees consisting mainly of Joe Redner's right to own strip clubs.

The fat boy is a Republican pundit. The two were discussing violence in the Middle East, a conflict that can have devastating consequences, namely, a chair in the face.

Best YouTube Comment:

"adults are imature."

We like to think that was written by a 10-year-old, wearing a waistcoat with a pocket watch and holding a copy of The New Yorker.

For the next batch of politicians that will likely be throwing fistifcuffs, check out 5 Certifiably Insane Politicians People Still Voted For and The 5 Biggest Pricks in Congress.

And visit Cracked.com's Top Picks because a lot people are bloodied and bruised to decide what sites go on that list.

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