When Kids Watch Too Much Discovery Channel

oh holy s**t. Why can't people just say, "wow that's funny"? and not make it into a wow-look-how-smart-i-am contest. You can't educate the internet my friends, it is forever retarded. great comic.

1/18/2009 9:20:42 AM

The_Pantangler

Funny! What if you could comment on Peanuts or Dilbert? "Theres no way Snoopy could fit all that in his dog house!" "That secratary always punches co-workers and never gets fired!"

1/17/2009 3:10:54 PM

FRANKENSLUT

I bet those kids are a pain in the ass sometimes...

1/17/2009 7:30:12 AM

UndeadMonkey

Um, captainfalcon. I can tell you, from an educated, not-read-on-the-internet point of view, that you're totally wrong. A meteor hit the Yucatan peninsula of Mexico at the end of the Cretaceous period as evidenced by the layer of iridium (a mineral only found in the Earth's core and meteorites) and other s**t I won't get into. The dust kicked up by the meteor blocked out the Sun and since dinosaurs are reptiles they were thus exothermic and died due to lack of warmth. The dust didn't cover the Sun for long, hence the lack of other extinct species at the time. However, it wasn't the only cause, there was also a giant basalt flood in Europe at the same time, which would've caused acid rain and added to the destruction of the meteor.

1/15/2009 7:01:40 PM

Caden

Oh man this was brilliant. Reminds me of my brother and I when we were kids, but more hilarious. "Oh no, I'm fossilizing!" :D five stars *****

1/15/2009 6:55:01 PM

Caden

Yes.
It only took the very first frame to help me remember why this is so much better than White Ninja.
Great job.

1/12/2009 7:47:46 AM

Chaos Merchant

Wow, I'm surprised at how many of "you cracked faggots don't appreciate the humor in white ninja. You all need to get anally raped."
What worked for you may not work for everyone.

1/12/2009 3:27:54 AM

onion3000

Aw cute! :3

1/11/2009 10:02:33 PM

bionicbunny86

Hey CaptainFalcon, that was on the History Channel...

1/11/2009 9:48:04 PM

checktree

What's with all the bald f*****g six year olds? Charlie brown, Caillou? ..... i know there's more

1/11/2009 7:52:23 PM

504

why do kids even need school then!

1/11/2009 4:52:32 PM

Ddude28

Being anally raped would definitely help me get White Ninja's "humor".

1/11/2009 4:32:53 PM

ManhandleZinc

i love you daisy owl

1/11/2009 4:31:41 PM

badmojo

There's actually significant evidence (or lack of evidence for the opposite case) that the dinosaurs may not have even been around when the meteor impacted. It's actually extremely likely that not a single dinosaur was around to die as a result of the impact.

Now that's too much discovery channel.

1/11/2009 2:35:17 PM

CaptainFalcon

Wow, I'm surprised at how many of you cracked faggots don't appreciate the humor in white ninja. You all need to get anally raped.

1/11/2009 2:17:25 PM

Laserschlong

Whenever I read these comics on Cracked they don't seem funny, but when I first read them on the homepage they were hilarious. I think it has to do with mindset, like when I come here I'm in "list comedy" mode.

In a completely related story, the Disaster Movie ads are literally sucking all the funny out of this site for me. :(

1/11/2009 1:27:38 PM

ManhandleZinc

I like how people use this comic to talk about how s**t White Ninja is.

Also I like Daisy Owl comics.

1/11/2009 6:40:53 AM

trv

I was kind of funny, but it could have been done better. Better than White Ninja though.

1/11/2009 1:17:28 AM

Flubagalub

Can you get a possesed leg-humping dog for my sister? That would be so funny, I'd piss myself XD

1/10/2009 11:38:52 PM

TechnoDude

I wish my kid would watch Discovery, all he wants to watch is those stupid chick shows on MTV.

www.privacy.de.tc

1/10/2009 10:17:00 PM

AbleBobby