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The Real Santa Is Kind of a Dick

By Winston Rowntree December 19, 2008 69,864 views
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Subnormality is a relatively new webcomic by relatively Canadian author, Winston Rowntree. According to Mr. Rowntree, his comics "contain weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text, but people seem to like them anyway."

Today, he answers a Christmas question that has been troubling physicists for years ...

Check out more Subnormality at viruscomix.com.



Subnormality is the best comic on this site, no contest. White ninja is probably made by some 11 year old autistic kid.

6/1/2009 2:17:04 PM
zoidbergo

Subnormality is the best comic on this site, no contest. White ninja is probably made by some 11 year old autistic kid.

6/1/2009 2:17:04 PM
zoidbergo

I bet he rides around is a SUV, too.

12/26/2008 11:28:54 AM
POLLY

It's not about him being a dick. It's about everyone being poor.

Laugh now.

12/22/2008 2:23:09 AM
Barney

I don't get it, why's he a dick?

12/21/2008 7:14:57 PM
jogiff

Many people are discussing it at wealthy dating club ___W e a l t h y B e a u t y . C O M___@@@. where the successful and affluent singles and hot girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

12/21/2008 1:26:53 AM
oscarfeng

Santas a b***h... just like the government

12/20/2008 8:53:48 PM
camindavewtf

Ah, so true. Brilliant.

12/20/2008 6:59:18 PM
Larwick

Classic. Just classic.

12/20/2008 6:54:49 PM
BobDobolina

I'd rather read the sappy s**t of "Rose is a Rose" than the pointless, unfunny cartoons featured on Cracked.com.

12/20/2008 12:51:06 PM
MrPenny

So he only delivers to like, 10 houses per state, right?

12/20/2008 8:25:44 AM
The_Prowler

Loved It!!

12/20/2008 5:24:27 AM
Kills4Dethklok

You can run this thing any time you like on my watch, y'know, as I pay your wages by browsing your site and adblocking the banners and all. Subnormality is always funny except when it's going for easy white-person targets, y'know, as see above.

12/20/2008 3:40:50 AM
homage

3rd panel is my favorite.

12/20/2008 1:58:00 AM
HumDrum

Wait a second! Something's not right here. You were just pretending to be Santa Claus. You're a phony! Hey! This guy's a great big phony.

12/19/2008 10:29:03 PM
lol_alf

eh.

12/19/2008 8:40:02 PM
civver

and one more thing: people of cracked, if you dont like webcomics dont f*****g bother insulting the hell out of everyone that cracked features. if you do like webcomics and you just hate everything then you have s****y taste. except white ninja, white ninja sucks ass

12/19/2008 6:32:53 PM
nubetube207

funny i just read this one like 5 minutes before i opened this article....i like subnormality, even if the lengthy text gets a little extreme sometimes

12/19/2008 6:31:13 PM
nubetube207

This is the fist Subnormality comic I found funny. Plus, how the heck did Santa get a babe-of a-wife like that??

12/19/2008 6:22:14 PM
Jazzy

That's funny, isn't this from last year? I'm pretty sure this comic is at least a year old, maybe more.

12/19/2008 5:51:59 PM
zafner
Cracked stuff on