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Help Save Facebook From Idiots and Win an iPod Touch!
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Cracked.com is giving away an iPod Touch, and we're doing it for a good cause: to make Facebook less annoying. Chances are you or someone you love knows a Facebook abuser. They invite you to join insanely specific groups, write drunken messages all over your wall, and if you're unlucky enough, they might even use the poke function.
Left in the hands of these people, Facebook's future is a grim dystopia swarming with fart apps and super pokes. Something far more idiotic than Mike Judge's Idiocracy, and nearly as dumb as MySpace. Sensing that something needed to be done, and because he has an awesome beard, columnist Ross Wolinsky gave us "The Ten Commandments of Facebook" a few weeks ago. Now we need you to enforce them. Use the below button to post Ross's article to your profile, or to anyone's profile who you see violating one of the commandments. Share The 10 Commandments of Facebook Take a screen grab of your police work, email it to facebookcontest@cracked.com and you'll automatically have a chance to win an iPod Touch.
Click here for the Official Contest Rules and the different ways you can enter to win. |
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irony rules
You want us to make facebook less annoying by doing something completely annoying on facebook? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?
SaxAppeal: your clever parody of Internet Arguing is missing an extraneous reference to the concept of a "straw man"; please fix.
you are a fake, i am a fake, we are all motherfakers
www.tokillfor.com
bang!
Fake!! clearly this article is a fake and also ^^you my dear madame are a f*g
a little hypocritical wouldn't you say? a thing to post to get rid of the posting. quite the irony
Reece: that's because nobody's sworn in the comments yet.
f**k f**k f**k, f**k f**k fuckity f**k.
Fix'd. Should work now.
Why don't we just completely abolish facebook.
isn't this being kinda facebook douchey?
randomly posting an article to cover up someone's facebook?
What the hell, I could use an iPod. It's not like I use my facebook for anything else.
Done! I've been pretty disturbed by those crazy craps on Facebook.
Could use an iPod, but not really willing to have my name out there to people I don't know. Although by posting this, people know 2/3 of my name.
i clicked the "show profanity" button and nothing changed. that's a little disappointing..
I cannot enter this contest because my friends are not facebook retards. Someone who has a bunch of idiot friends on facebook will win the contest instead.
But who is the real winner, hmm?
I don't understand. Any of this.
But I already have an iPhone and a real iPod. What the hell do I need this for?
Nothing. That's what.
brownsauce For the love of god CHANGE YOUR AVATAR. Ill tell you how to make your penis larger...
facebook is crap with or without the drunks
I love you cracked, but I will not be your spam b***h anymore.
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