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Help Save Facebook From Idiots and Win an iPod Touch!

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Cracked.com is giving away an iPod Touch, and we're doing it for a good cause: to make Facebook less annoying.

Chances are you or someone you love knows a Facebook abuser. They invite you to join insanely specific groups, write drunken messages all over your wall, and if you're unlucky enough, they might even use the poke function.


The poke has apparently gone way down hill.

Left in the hands of these people, Facebook's future is a grim dystopia swarming with fart apps and super pokes. Something far more idiotic than Mike Judge's Idiocracy, and nearly as dumb as MySpace.

Sensing that something needed to be done, and because he has an awesome beard, columnist Ross Wolinsky gave us "The Ten Commandments of Facebook" a few weeks ago. Now we need you to enforce them. Use the below button to post Ross's article to your profile, or to anyone's profile who you see violating one of the commandments.

Share The 10 Commandments of Facebook

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Take a screen grab of your police work, email it to facebookcontest@cracked.com and you'll automatically have a chance to win an iPod Touch.


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Click here for the Official Contest Rules and the different ways you can enter to win.




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Posted on 10/2/2008 7:14:54 AM

irony rules

Posted on 10/2/2008 2:30:47 AM

You want us to make facebook less annoying by doing something completely annoying on facebook? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

Posted on 9/25/2008 10:23:22 PM

SaxAppeal: your clever parody of Internet Arguing is missing an extraneous reference to the concept of a "straw man"; please fix.

Posted on 9/25/2008 12:18:41 AM

you are a fake, i am a fake, we are all motherfakers

www.tokillfor.com

bang!

Posted on 9/24/2008 8:35:41 PM

Fake!! clearly this article is a fake and also ^^you my dear madame are a f*g

Posted on 9/24/2008 6:40:18 PM

a little hypocritical wouldn't you say? a thing to post to get rid of the posting. quite the irony

Posted on 9/24/2008 5:09:59 PM

Reece: that's because nobody's sworn in the comments yet.

f**k f**k f**k, f**k f**k fuckity f**k.

Fix'd. Should work now.

Posted on 9/24/2008 4:57:05 PM

Why don't we just completely abolish facebook.

Posted on 9/24/2008 9:21:51 AM

isn't this being kinda facebook douchey?
randomly posting an article to cover up someone's facebook?

Posted on 9/24/2008 5:55:18 AM

What the hell, I could use an iPod. It's not like I use my facebook for anything else.

Posted on 9/24/2008 12:02:50 AM

Done! I've been pretty disturbed by those crazy craps on Facebook.

Posted on 9/23/2008 11:44:57 PM

Could use an iPod, but not really willing to have my name out there to people I don't know. Although by posting this, people know 2/3 of my name.

Posted on 9/23/2008 10:09:55 PM

i clicked the "show profanity" button and nothing changed. that's a little disappointing..

Posted on 9/23/2008 9:42:31 PM

I cannot enter this contest because my friends are not facebook retards. Someone who has a bunch of idiot friends on facebook will win the contest instead.

But who is the real winner, hmm?

Posted on 9/23/2008 7:42:35 PM

I don't understand. Any of this.

Posted on 9/23/2008 6:55:43 PM

But I already have an iPhone and a real iPod. What the hell do I need this for?

Nothing. That's what.

Posted on 9/23/2008 6:51:10 PM

brownsauce For the love of god CHANGE YOUR AVATAR. Ill tell you how to make your penis larger...

Posted on 9/23/2008 3:56:48 PM

facebook is crap with or without the drunks

Posted on 9/23/2008 11:57:15 AM

I love you cracked, but I will not be your spam b***h anymore.

Posted on 9/23/2008 11:49:14 AM

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