5 Tips for Healthy Living from Batman and Joker

Every Saturday, we ask our favorite folks from around the web to fill in for us. Today, we're lucky to have two of our favorite people in the entire world offering some handy tips for living a fun and safe life. That is, if they can keep their hands off of each other.

Batman Shows Joker How to Properly Lift Heavy Objects



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Batman Teaches Joker About Herpes

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