5 Tips for Healthy Living from Batman and Joker
Every Saturday, we ask our favorite folks from around the web to fill in for us. Today, we're lucky to have two of our favorite people in the entire world offering some handy tips for living a fun and safe life. That is, if they can keep their hands off of each other.
Batman Shows Joker How to Properly Lift Heavy Objects
Batman Teaches Joker How to Respect Other Cultures
Batman Teaches Joker How to Protect His Skin
Batman Teaches Joker How to Throw a Spiral
Batman Teaches Joker About Herpes
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Odd, the illustrations for this article kind of remind me of that old children's show Candle Cove. I guess it's the art style.
ReplyThe first gray squares made me chuckle. The last 2 though? Eh...pretty lame. 3/10
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesI agree meh for the last 2
I actually preferred the last 2.
Second one wasn't that bad at all
You people are sick! Judging gray squares by the color of their gray instead of the content of their gray!
Original links to the videos are dead.
ReplyBest illustrations on a Cracked article ever. Love the gray.
ReplyAll I can see is Mouths. Screaming.
ReplyMoist.
Don't know about any of your dumb American gray squares, but the excellent British (intelligent) grey squares replaced the videos above!
ReplyMeh, they both burn the same.
Wow, great stuff!
ReplyI hear the stupider people are only able to see gray squares. Boy! are they missing some eye-popping visuals!
gray square fest
ReplyI guess the joke here is that Batman would never teach the Joker anything about things like "respecting other cultures" since criminally insane mass-murdering clowns don't tend to make the best "active listeners".
Replythe best part was the gray square... then, i scrolled down and *bam*, gray square! classic!
ReplyI disagree. The first and second gray squares leave a lot to be answered for but the THIRD gray square sets both format and context. But maybe that's just my interpretation of it.
wrong! we all know the fifth grey square was by far the best
There is nothing there but a gray square. Shouldn't there be video or image?
ReplyNone of the videos are loaded.
ReplyThe best part is in the first one: When Batman starts lifting the trashcan, watch the Joker's face as he breaks and looks at the camera. Between that and the break-away ending, this one is by far the best.
ReplyPlus: "Best summer EVERRRR!"
Genius,
J
That was pretty good. I am happy.
ReplyWhy weren't these put on separate pages? It takes a good deal of time, depending on the speed of your internet connection, to just load the page with all of these videos embedded.
Replytension. uncomfortably, awkward funny -good job
ReplyI thought these were pretty good. Best summer everrrr!
ReplyMuch of the videos sucked, but the sexual tension and the ending made it worth it. However, just because two popular characters are doing things uncharacteristic doesn't mean it's funny.
Replywhat ever happened to mista mo?
ReplyHah! Awesome.
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