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5 Tips for Healthy Living from Batman and Joker
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Every Saturday, we ask our favorite folks from around the web to fill in for us. Today, we're lucky to have two of our favorite people in the entire world offering some handy tips for living a fun and safe life. That is, if they can keep their hands off of each other. Batman Shows Joker How to Properly Lift Heavy Objects Batman Teaches Joker How to Respect Other Cultures Batman Teaches Joker How to Protect His Skin Batman Teaches Joker How to Throw a Spiral Batman Teaches Joker About Herpes Canadians can get more of Live with Daryn Jones by watching MTV weeknights at 6 and 11. And until they get a website going, they invite American fans to write their local government official about getting them green cards. Or if any hot American women want to marry them, they say that’s cool with them too. |
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That was pretty good. I am happy.
Why weren't these put on separate pages? It takes a good deal of time, depending on the speed of your internet connection, to just load the page with all of these videos embedded.
tension. uncomfortably, awkward funny -good job
I thought these were pretty good. Best summer everrrr!
Much of the videos sucked, but the sexual tension and the ending made it worth it. However, just because two popular characters are doing things uncharacteristic doesn't mean it's funny.
what ever happened to mista mo?
Hah! Awesome.
Ah. the sexual tension here astounds even me! "I think I gave you Herpes." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPLOLOLOLOL
Yes! This must be the first prop comedy on the web I've ever laughed at ever. Of course, how can h**o-erotic Batman-Joker comedy NOT be funny?
god I cant stop watching these vids! :D
Yes! I'm proud of you.
I thought these were hilarious, BEST SUMMER EVERRR!
Best Summer Everrrr!!!!!!
Joker's face on the herpes one about killed me... lol
What a pile of dog crap. The only funny thing about it is that they spent money and or time making this.
this is the best thing that's been on here in months A++
The song made me wanna kill myself... Other than that it was ok.
"I think I gave you herpes......I'm Batman."
If its not funny, why are tears of joy running down my face? Of course they are not in character, they are making edumacational videos.
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The best part is in the first one: When Batman starts lifting the trashcan, watch the Joker's face as he breaks and looks at the camera. Between that and the break-away ending, this one is by far the best.
Plus: "Best summer EVERRRR!"
Genius,
J