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7 Great Sports Moments (That Might Have Been Fixed)

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Wherever you find a losing sports team, you will find fans calling shenanigans. And, thanks to people like Bill Belichick, sometimes they're right.

The fact is some of the greatest coaches, players and games in history have been dogged by rumors of cheating and outright corruption, some of the accusations so outlandish and retarded that they couldn't possibly be true.

Or could they?

#7.
The Moment: The Most Iconic Image of Muhammad Ali

The Insane Theory :

Muhammad Ali was the greatest sports icon of the second half of the 20th century. He floated like a butterfly, stung like a bee, and didn't believe there was anything gay at all about that claim. But despite a long and storied career that spanned decades and continents, the most famous photograph of him was taken early in his career in Maine, at the most poorly attended and controversial heavyweight championship bout ever held.


Not pictured: legitimacy

The fight was a rematch and the poor bastard Ali's standing over was Sonny Liston. Their first fight had ended mysteriously when Liston refused to come out of his corner. In the months leading up to the rematch, they had a difficult time securing a venue, partially due to rumors of mob involvement, which is how they ended up in Maine. Making things all the more shady, nobody saw the punch that knocked Liston out. While the resulting photograph makes Ali look like he's celebrating in triumph, those who were ringside claim Ali was actually yelling at Liston to get up, presumably so he could at least wait for a more plausible punch before taking a dive.

Why it Might be True :

In the seedy world of professional boxing, Liston was perhaps the dirtiest and most mysterious guy in the ring. No one knew, including Liston, when or where he was born. Liston had done time and apparently had underworld connections, including having his contract owned by notorious and prominent Mafiosos.

Because of that, there were rumors that Liston bet against himself because he owed money to the mob and really didn't feel like getting fitted with a pair of cliche cement shoes.


Artistic rendering of Liston's Mob Boss.

To make things worse, apparently Liston had another group to fear: the Black Muslims who supported Ali. The word, coming straight from one of Liston's trainers, is that Liston was so petrified of being murdered by the group that he decided it just wasn't worth it to mix it up with Ali. So taking the dive may have killed two birds with one stone.

Or not, since Liston died a mysterious death (the cops declared it a heroin overdose, but he barely had any in his system), causing some to speculate he was murdered. Man, if you can't trust Mob bosses and violent extremists, who can you trust?

#6.
The Moment: Michael Jordan Retires For No Reason

The Insane Theory :

It wasn't a great moment if you were a Bulls fans, but Jordan's first retirement was one of the biggest and most inexplicable stories of the '90s. He was in his prime and his Bulls were unbeatable. They'd just won their third straight title and showed no signs of slowing down. Jordan is by all accounts one of the most psychotically competitive human beings on the planet and he was in place to challenge the record of eight straight titles. It just made no sense that Jordan would hang up his overpriced sneakers in October of 1993.

Well, unless you believe the theory that it wasn't exactly a standard retirement. Some folks claim it was an under-the-table suspension imposed by David Stern after word leaked that MJ was losing money by the fistful thanks to a crippling gambling problem.

Why it Might be True :

Despite his squeaky clean corporate image, Michael Jordan had a few vices. Namely: gambling, gambling, and more gambling (though since retirement he has added 'underwear commercials that make us uncomfortable' to that list). Author Richard Esquinas went public with claims that he had won roughly $1.3 million off of MJ during their frequent golf games, officially making His Airness the best person to ever have in your foursome. MJ was also no stranger to casinos, even during the NBA playoffs.

Far more disturbing were the unsubstantiated rumors that his father, who was killed in a shooting, had been murdered in connection to his son's gambling debts.

Obviously this would be a nightmare for the NBA, since Jordan was the face of the sport at the time. So the theory goes that something needed to be done to rein Jordan in, but any public suspension would be a PR disaster.

Instead, Stern banished MJ to a super secret, hush-hush year-long suspension and indirectly to an embarrassing stint in Minor League Baseball. After seeing MJ's swing at the plate, we think it was a pretty fair punishment.


Wait, you mean this wasn't his idea?

Only days after Jordan's retirement, the NBA wrapped up its investigation into MJ's gambling allegations, declaring that Jordan hadn't done anything wrong. Except for, you know, betting a shitload of money on sports.

When the question was posed as to whether Jordan would ever consider un-retiring, MJ said yes, "If David Stern lets me." The conspiracy theorists pounced on this peculiar statement, noting that if it were a legit retirement, Stern would be batshit crazy not to let Jordan back in the league.

Since the whole thing could have been arranged in a single meeting between MJ and Stern, we may never know the truth. Of course, they said the same thing about Deep Throat, and that didn't stay secret forever. We know now that was Linda Lovelace.

#5.
The Moment: The Shot Heard Round the World

The Insane Theory :

In 1951, baseball's New York Giants found themselves trailing the Brooklyn Dodgers by 13.5 games in the standings with less than two months to go. Typically teams faced with such an insurmountable deficit call it a season and start stocking away grain alcohol for those long winter months.

But with the possible exception of Philadelphians, no one likes losing. So, the Giants decided to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, try extra hard and play great, fundamental baseball. When that failed they decided to just cheat their way back into contention.

How did they do it? Well, believe it or not, Bill Belichick didn't invent signal stealing.


Except, when the Giants cheated, they won.

Allegedly during their home games, the Giants would send a coach out to center field armed with a telescope and electronic buzzer with which to steal and relay the other team's signs to the hitter. Since it happened in the black and white era, we're forced to assume this led to Three Stooges-style slapstick shenanigans; a buzzer malfunction leading to some good old fashioned genital shocking, if we had to guess.

During the final stretch of the season, the Giants managed to make up their huge deficit and force a three game playoff with the Dodgers, culminating in Bobby Thompson's now legendary home run to win the pennant, which sportswriters dubbed "The Shot Heard 'Round the World" because they figured nothing else important already had dibs on that name.

Why it Might be True :

Exactly 50 years after the Giants cemented their place in history, Wall Street Journal writer Joshua Prager published a book detailing how the Giants stole signals and with them, the pennant.

Two years later in 2003, the Associated Press ran a piece in which they quoted former Giants Monte Irvin, Sal Yvars and Al Gettel admitting that the team cheated through the duration of the comeback.

But, they also said that knowing what pitch was coming didn't really give them an advantage, and that they didn't steal signals during the playoff series. They also presumably insisted that being professional baseball players never got them laid.

#4.
The Moment: Junior Wins One for His Dad

The Insane Theory :

In February 2001, NASCAR fans lost their most legendary driver at their most legendary event when Dale Earnhardt was tragically killed during the last lap of the Daytona 500. In June of that same year, NASCAR returned to Daytona and what transpired resembled a Hollywood ending, only without slow motion and melodramatic music.

Earnhardt's son Dale Jr. found himself in seventh place with only six laps to go, but somehow, miraculously, managed to come from behind for the storybook victory at the racetrack that claimed his father's life.

Many fans and rival drivers have been vocal about Junior's win being just a bit too perfect, and hinted that NASCAR may have been pulling some strings in order to give Junior the emotional win and, presumably, their sport a ratings boost. Either that or the drivers who had been ahead of Junior suddenly developed the driving habits of elderly women.

Why it Might be True :

From May of 2000 until his win at Daytona in June of 2001, Junior had won exactly zero times, a span of 36 races. Keep in mind that this is a sport where your success is largely determined by how fast your car goes. Unless you're driving the little engine that could, inspiration can only take you so far.

But driving the car that was on a 36 race losing streak, he somehow passed six cars in two laps, which is a feat only repeated by Ricky Bobby as far as we know. Some have suggested that the drivers ahead of Junior eased back to let him win, while others have speculated that NASCAR gave Junior preferential treatment in his car's inspection, allowing him to soup up the car that had been losing.

Even racing legends like Bill Elliot, Richard Petty, and Richard Petty's mustache believe that something is fishy with NASCAR. Elliot in particular has been vocal, suggesting that "they still try to dictate results."


Mustache Mustache Mustache.

Then again, what do you expect from a sport that shares its main demographic with WWE?


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What should be added:
Any SEC victory in history. I'll explain in a bit.
Any world series of the past 20 years.
I'm from the south and I love college football. However, the SEC is the single most biased POS conference in history.
1-No matter where the game is, SEC officials are in charge. All other conferences use unbiased refs even in bowl games...not the SEC. Witness that tackle by a ref a few weeks ago and you'll know why. YEs I know that game was SEC vs SEC, but it dealt with rankings. Had the team recieving the tackle been higher ranked, it would have never happened. They skew penalties mostly, keeping the top SEC teams on top(and thus high in the rankings) and will totally screw over non SEC teams.
2- The magic number here is '57'. No, this isn't the number of college championships won by the SEC, but the average IQ of an SEC player. They're allowed god status on campus and pass courses with never going to them. Also, they're given summer courses that are laughable. Free thousand dollar a week jobs and free cars, and yet only one, Alabama, has ever been given the "death penalty"
3. the fact that the SEC had 4 of the top 10 "easiest cupcake nonconference schedule" by ESPN. Who allows them to play schools little better than teacher colleges? The funny thing is sometimes these cupcakes upset them like Maine did to Miss. State a few years back...on their homecoming,lol
The World Series explanations can be the same as the NBA one listed on this site..And I also suspect many super bowls. Wrestling isn't the only one, apparently, that's merely sports "entertainment",eh?

Posted on 11/9/2008 3:37:39 AM

I was told once that basically every SuperBowl since the 70s has been rigged. My 'contact' seemed to find it suss that the Patriots just happened to win the first match after 9/11. Not giving a flying f**k about sport, I can't comment further or even care that much, but the rumour that the NFL has seen more rigging than the HMS
Bounty is hardly science fiction.

Posted on 11/1/2008 4:43:24 AM

wow Stern could have made it a third time. As the story goes the NHL started to rival the intrest of the NBA in the early 90's. Stern not wanting to share the spotlight and the NHL looking for a new commissioner made for strange bedfellows. Stern went ahead and mad Gary Betteman a great recommendation and sent Gary off the the NHL. Now the story goes Stern thought very little of Bettman, or knew he was a moron and would sink the NHL within a few years

Posted on 9/17/2008 12:37:43 PM

I love him so much. BTW, I saw his ad on 'Ric h ki ss . com' yesterday. He has his blog, album, friend circle there. Very popular.

Posted on 9/14/2008 6:44:03 AM

Re; #5, The Giants stealing signals. Some years ago, I saw a TV show about that. One of the things they pointed out was that during their run, the Giants had a higher team batting average and a better overall record while on the road. So if cheating at home was their secret, then they must have been doing serious voodoo in other parks.

Posted on 9/13/2008 10:30:05 PM

i knew it about the NBA i was always knew those crap calls the refs made in the playoffs against the pistons were worthless and pointless!! ha!

Posted on 9/11/2008 5:52:21 PM

If MJ knew what I know, he could have saved himself a lot of money and embarrassment.
www.BetandWinonSports.com

Posted on 9/8/2008 7:47:57 AM

Liston not coming out of his corner against Ali in their first fight wasn't mysterious, and wasn't just because he knew he'd lose that bout. It was because a rematch was in the contract. He went out in the first fight, he got hurt, and he essentially said "f**k it i'll train harder and beat in the second fight". He did train harder, and he still lost. Not because of a rigged fight or a ghost punch, but because Ali was a hell of fighter. The punch that KO'd Liston was seen, but the story is better when it no one could see it.

Posted on 9/7/2008 10:41:29 PM

you're a h**o

Posted on 9/6/2008 7:49:50 PM

skimmed. didn't care.

Posted on 9/6/2008 3:45:00 PM

Also read. Also cared.

Posted on 9/5/2008 4:16:12 PM

I read it.

I cared.

Posted on 9/5/2008 2:09:13 PM

No one will read this or care, but:

"...Their first fight had ended mysteriously..."

No it didn't. Sonny hadn't taken Ali seriously, didn't train very hard, and got beaten like a gong for most of the fight. He was cut, he was exhausted and demoralized. He just didn't feel like taking a beating in a fight he was sure he was going to lose, and he quit.

"...nobody saw the punch that knocked Liston out..."

It's on the films. You can watch it frame by frame and see the punch land. It's a hell of a shot, and Liston never saw it coming. As any boxer will tell you, those are generally the ones that f**k you up.

Liston could have gotten up (and did, actually), but the inexperienced referee (former heavyweight champ Jersey Joe Wolcott) could not get Ali to stay in a neutral corner and Sonny stayed down while Ali leapt around like a maniac.

The knockdown was legit, but Sonny could have kept fighting. The controversy was caused largely by poor refereeing.

Posted on 9/5/2008 11:08:21 AM

This article is total BS. Everyone knows that Moses Malone was the sweatiest man to ever play in the NBA.

Posted on 9/5/2008 9:04:08 AM

LAST!!!!!1!!

Posted on 9/5/2008 8:16:59 AM

This article was 90% boring crap about lame sports that only Americans care about, but that Linda Lovelace comment was gold. :-)

Posted on 9/5/2008 12:00:44 AM

Pharlap (7 letters is meant to be lucky. Or some crazy s**t) was accidently poisened, by his Trainer, who was ginving him arsenic to make him run faster. Cos deadly substances always improve sporting performance.

Posted on 9/4/2008 11:28:56 PM

In the 2000 Western Conference Finals, my beloved Blazers were kicking the s**t out of Shaq and the Lakers. Then, my Grandmother calls me from Pasadena and says that if the Blazers win, she will buy me tickets to the NBA Finals! What happens? Mother-f*****g Scottie Pippen and Arvydas Sabonis choke and give the Lakers 20 points in the fourth quarter! Aaaaahhh!! Beat LA! www.logiosdolioseriounios.blogspot.com

Posted on 9/4/2008 11:15:32 PM

What about Farlap?

Posted on 9/4/2008 10:28:38 PM

I watched the Ali-Liston fight and Liston threw the fight for sure.

Posted on 9/4/2008 9:46:01 PM

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