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Every Saturday, Cracked asks one of our favorite sites on the web to fill in for us. Our readers get to learn about an awesome site, and we get to spend our day off trying to ramp a motorcycle off the top of the Empire State Building in GTA IV. Today's guest feature is by Cory Jones and Justin Halpern from HolyTaco.com.

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In a surprising move, the editors of Glamour let the insanely violent prisoners of San Quentin edit the latest issue of their magazine. In an unsurprising result, we like this version a lot more.

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Boy, that article was written. To any authors who contributed to that piece, hey, it was legible and you definitely submitted it. Of course, my mama says, if I can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

Posted on 6/2/2008 1:07:24 PM

Oh it's real alright...why don't you commit a heinous crime and find out. My number is N67539221K45F - look me up.

Posted on 6/1/2008 9:05:46 PM

Is this what San Quentin is really like or is this just the typical prison stereotyped bull s**t again?

Posted on 6/1/2008 8:55:34 PM

Charles Manson is at the Corcoran prison, not San Quentin.

Posted on 6/1/2008 4:08:23 PM

Carrie underwood has no upper lip, hence y she is easy to spot. The articles should also have top responses to police such as "I aint do nothin' and the ever popular "I aint got nothin'"

Posted on 6/1/2008 2:19:54 PM

The Catcher in the Rye made me kill a priest.

Posted on 6/1/2008 7:00:12 AM

I think I saw that guy at Quizno's...

Posted on 6/1/2008 2:47:45 AM

Silly Kala. Everyone knows Carrie Underwood and Reese Witherspoon are the same person. And they're both terrible, terrible people.

Posted on 5/31/2008 11:19:29 PM

MUSLIMLOVING? The f**k? What's next?

Hi my name Andy, I recently meeting girl at spinachfanslove.com, it is a nice site where to meet girls not talking about Sichuan earthquake, it is serious problem.

Posted on 5/31/2008 10:12:26 PM

Have you ever found true love at ________muslimloving.com_________ ? It is a interesting and funny place to singles who are seeking for true love and friends online.

Posted on 5/31/2008 5:40:03 PM

The girl on the front is Carrie Underwood. NOT Reese Witherspoon.

Posted on 5/31/2008 5:29:51 PM

That's Reese Witherspoon, and if your ex looked like that, good job.

Posted on 5/31/2008 4:31:42 PM

Who is the girl on the front? She looks like my ex girlfriend.

Posted on 5/31/2008 12:36:59 PM

You guys need to read better:

"In a surprising move, the editors of Glamour let the insanely violent prisoners of San Quentin edit the latest issue of their magazine."

1) It doesn't say all of the members of San Quentin were violent...just that only insane and violent inmates were eligible for the editorial team.

2) San Quentin inmates are *editing* the magazine. Ted Kaczynski doesn't need to be an editor to submit an article.

So there.

P.S: This article is funny.

Posted on 5/31/2008 12:06:03 PM

I don't get it

Posted on 5/31/2008 11:54:25 AM

lol the ad for Catcher in the Rye was one of the better bits

Posted on 5/31/2008 10:56:17 AM

One of the better articles lately. Oh yeah, bring back Lex.

Posted on 5/31/2008 9:45:46 AM

Being a tool does make this funny, yeah!

Posted on 5/31/2008 9:39:02 AM

This article was great. Maybe being a 20-something female who routinely browses Glamour makes me appreciate the satire more than some of the humorless chodes here.

Posted on 5/31/2008 8:58:09 AM

It was a funny article. It doesn't matter if Ted Kaczynski is really there or they're not all violently insane. IT DOESN'T MATTER. Just chuckle and move on, it doesn't all have to be about realism. Its comedy for Christ's sake. It shouldn't be so serious.


Next thing you know you'll all be laughing at Carlos Mencia. Now what kind of world would it be then?

Posted on 5/31/2008 8:46:13 AM

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