If Prisoners Ran A Women's Magazine

Boy, that article was written. To any authors who contributed to that piece, hey, it was legible and you definitely submitted it. Of course, my mama says, if I can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

6/2/2008 1:07:24 PM

TrapserCat

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6/1/2008 9:05:46 PM

scoob

Is this what San Quentin is really like or is this just the typical prison stereotyped bull s**t again?

6/1/2008 8:55:34 PM

BicyclesRule

Charles Manson is at the Corcoran prison, not San Quentin.

6/1/2008 4:08:23 PM

clementinej

Carrie underwood has no upper lip, hence y she is easy to spot. The articles should also have top responses to police such as "I aint do nothin' and the ever popular "I aint got nothin'"

6/1/2008 2:19:54 PM

johnvince

The Catcher in the Rye made me kill a priest.

6/1/2008 7:00:12 AM

ehmehleestrange

I think I saw that guy at Quizno's...

6/1/2008 2:47:45 AM

Eavesdropper

Silly Kala. Everyone knows Carrie Underwood and Reese Witherspoon are the same person. And they're both terrible, terrible people.

5/31/2008 11:19:29 PM

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5/31/2008 10:12:26 PM

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5/31/2008 5:40:03 PM

Louis

The girl on the front is Carrie Underwood. NOT Reese Witherspoon.

5/31/2008 5:29:51 PM

Kala

That's Reese Witherspoon, and if your ex looked like that, good job.

5/31/2008 4:31:42 PM

Rickyrodd

Who is the girl on the front? She looks like my ex girlfriend.

5/31/2008 12:36:59 PM

Impure

You guys need to read better:

"In a surprising move, the editors of Glamour let the insanely violent prisoners of San Quentin edit the latest issue of their magazine."

1) It doesn't say all of the members of San Quentin were violent...just that only insane and violent inmates were eligible for the editorial team.

2) San Quentin inmates are *editing* the magazine. Ted Kaczynski doesn't need to be an editor to submit an article.

So there.

P.S: This article is funny.

5/31/2008 12:06:03 PM

zug

I don't get it

5/31/2008 11:54:25 AM

MichaelFurlong

lol the ad for Catcher in the Rye was one of the better bits

5/31/2008 10:56:17 AM

44GreenBlinks

One of the better articles lately. Oh yeah, bring back Lex.

5/31/2008 9:45:46 AM

istark

Being a tool does make this funny, yeah!

5/31/2008 9:39:02 AM

Acosmist

This article was great. Maybe being a 20-something female who routinely browses Glamour makes me appreciate the satire more than some of the humorless chodes here.

5/31/2008 8:58:09 AM

justk8y

It was a funny article. It doesn't matter if Ted Kaczynski is really there or they're not all violently insane. IT DOESN'T MATTER. Just chuckle and move on, it doesn't all have to be about realism. Its comedy for Christ's sake. It shouldn't be so serious.


Next thing you know you'll all be laughing at Carlos Mencia. Now what kind of world would it be then?

5/31/2008 8:46:13 AM

bellemorte