If Prisoners Ran A Women's Magazine
Every Saturday, Cracked asks one of our favorite sites on the web to fill in for us. Our readers get to learn about an awesome site, and we get to spend our day off trying to ramp a motorcycle off the top of the Empire State Building in GTA IV. Today's guest feature is by Cory Jones and Justin Halpern from HolyTaco.com.
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In a surprising move, the editors of Glamour let the insanely violent prisoners of San Quentin edit the latest issue of their magazine. In an unsurprising result, we like this version a lot more.
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You can find more stuff like this from Cory and Justin at HolyTaco.com.
This is genius! Carrie Underwood - "Stop sending me your pubes"
ReplyI almost died
Quite funny. However, issues of which prisons people are in aside, I thought the whole point with Ted Kaczinsky was how frightening sane he was aside from the part of his brain which allowed him to just kill a load of people.
ReplyI paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, FullBids.com
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What do you mean gullible's on the ceiling?
His mom got 17 inches. hehe
So we meet again, spambot...
That's funny, because I paid about $5 for your mom on the corner last night. s**t was so cash.
I didn't find this particular article funny at all.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesSays the guy with the picture of House.
Hey, House is funny.
I find your tiny dick funny, so we're even.
"Just eating healthy and reducing stress can help out a lot. I just came in my hand and threw it on your car."
ReplyNever before has an advice column given such great advice.
Boy, that article was written. To any authors who contributed to that piece, hey, it was legible and you definitely submitted it. Of course, my mama says, if I can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesWow. That comment was definately commentary!!
You sure know how to use a keyboard, TrapserCat.
Way to conquer the internet.
*blinks and tries to read that comment again*
Your mama also tells large black men to c*m in her ass.
Oh it's real alright...why don't you commit a heinous crime and find out. My number is N67539221K45F - look me up.
ReplyI did and the only link I got was to this article.
Is this what San Quentin is really like or is this just the typical prison stereotyped bull shit again?
ReplyCharles Manson is at the Corcoran prison, not San Quentin.
ReplyCarrie underwood has no upper lip, hence y she is easy to spot. The articles should also have top responses to police such as "I aint do nothin' and the ever popular "I aint got nothin'"
ReplyThe Catcher in the Rye made me kill a priest.
ReplyI just kill them for fun.
I think I saw that guy at Quizno's...
ReplySilly Kala. Everyone knows Carrie Underwood and Reese Witherspoon are the same person. And they're both terrible, terrible people.
ReplyThe girl on the front is Carrie Underwood. NOT Reese Witherspoon.
ReplyThat's Reese Witherspoon, and if your ex looked like that, good job.
ReplyNo, it's Carrie Underwood. Reese Witherspoon has more of a pointy chin.
Who is the girl on the front? She looks like my ex girlfriend.
ReplyYou guys need to read better:
Reply"In a surprising move, the editors of Glamour let the insanely violent prisoners of San Quentin edit the latest issue of their magazine."
1) It doesn't say all of the members of San Quentin were violent...just that only insane and violent inmates were eligible for the editorial team.
2) San Quentin inmates are *editing* the magazine. Ted Kaczynski doesn't need to be an editor to submit an article.
So there.
P.S: This article is funny.
I don't get it
Replylol the ad for Catcher in the Rye was one of the better bits
ReplyOne of the better articles lately. Oh yeah, bring back Lex.
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