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"We'll just fix that in post!" has always been the rallying cry for filmmakers in the middle of a troubled production. Unfortunately, sometimes things have a nasty habit of actually getting broken in post-production, usually thanks to studio interference. Victims include ... I Am Legend
The Way It Was Supposed To Be:
In the film's original ending, Neville is trapped as vampires break through his barricades and infiltrate his hideout (who would have guessed that locking yourself in an enclosed space in the middle of a city full of vampires would turn out to be a bad idea?). Then, this happens:
Yeah. In the original, the vampires are revealed to be thinking, benevolent creatures who were merely attempting to rescue a vampire that Neville had captured earlier.
Not only does the book end in a similar way, but it in fact was the entire freaking point of the book. That's where the title "I Am Legend" came from, Neville's realization at the end that the vampires were the good guys and that he was the monster of their legends, since he had been mindlessly driving stakes through their heart at every opportunity. Maybe a title like So I'm The Asshole would have been clearer.
The "Improved" Version:
This brings up the other problem, which is that all of the little hints that had been inserted along the way indicating the creatures had intelligence (the complex traps they set, the same creature reappearing in some kind of leadership role) are completely ignored. In the new ending, the vampires are mindless savages with no other purpose but general horror movie mayhem.
Perhaps the saddest thing about all this is that it shows that no one involved really believed in the message of the final product. They didn't produce a film in order to convey any kind message, they just strung together a bunch of cool scenes and called it a movie. One more reason why audience feedback isn't always the best guide, as anyone who has read YouTube comments will happily tell you.
Where you can find the original:
Superman II
The Way It Was Supposed To Be:
Most of Superman II was actually shot at the same time as the original, by Donner. Donner was more of the Christopher Nolan school of superhero movies, rather than the Joel Schumacher one, meaning he didn't see the need for a lot of goofball camp in his superhero movies. He even brought on his own writer on both films to smooth out the most retarded parts of the scripts.
This all worked great, except for the fact that the producers hated Donner's guts, though probably not as much as he hated theirs. He was booted off the project with 75 percent of the film shot.
The "Improved" Version:
For some reason, Lester thought it would be a good idea to splice slapstick comedy scenes that played like rejected America's Funniest Home Videos clips into the vicious superhero battle. So, when the bad guys unleash their super breath on the city, we are treated to a shot of an ice cream cone flying into a dude's face.
Is it unfair to say that everything that was good about Superman II was due to Donner, and that all of the goofy parts were Lester's fault? Let's put it this way: When Lester was finally given control of an entire film from the start, he gave the world Superman III.
Where you can find the original:
Unfortunately, because not all of the scenes were filmed, Donner was forced to cobble together old unused shots and test footage to fill in the gaps, and it's pretty noticeable at times.
Dawn of the Dead
The Way It Was Supposed To Be:
In the film's original climax, the main characters, realizing that they will never truly be safe, choose to commit suicide rather than join the legions of the walking dead. The film was to conclude with a haunting final shot of our heroine Fran shoving her head into her helicopter's propeller. This was of course an allegory for America's failing educational system. It also is the way that, in our opinion, most movies should end.
The "Improved" Version:
... then suddenly, Peter changes his mind for no reason at all and easily fights his way back to the helicopter, with heroic trumpets blaring in the background the entire time.
Apparently, the studio opted to go with the less depressing ending, in which our heroes are condemned to spend the rest of their lives in a post-apocalyptic wasteland dominated by murderous reanimated cadavers. The 2004 remake reveals a major plot hole in the film's revised closing sequence: Why did they fight their way through those zombies when the obvious solution would be to simply construct an indestructible tank and some make explosives out of everyday materials?
Where you can find the original:
Live Free or Die Hard
The Way It Was Supposed To Be:
The "Improved" Version:
The result? The new McClane was so tame that he couldn't even say his famous catchphrase. Blood splatters were digitally removed (and taking the blood out of a Die Hard movie is like taking the blood out of a vampire movie). We're predicting that by the time that Live Free or Die Even Harderer comes out, McClane will be fighting terrorists (or are they?) while armed solely with walkie-talkies.
Where you can find the original:
Yes, they still have the scene where a car flies into a helicopter and yes, the plot still makes no sense. But you'll be surprised at how adding the grit back in makes it feel so much more like a Die Hard movie. Blade Runner
The Way It Was Supposed To Be:
In the film's original bittersweet conclusion, Rick Deckard chooses to harbor a renegade android, even though she will soon face an electric sheepless sleep of death.
The original film also contains implications that the main character might himself be a replicant, a twist so creative and shocking that we can forgive it for not making any goddamned sense at all.
The "Improved" Version:
The narration also reveals that Deckard's robotic lover Rachael was not programmed to self-terminate, and they both got to live happily ever after until they both rode off into Heaven on a unicorn.
Where you can find the original:
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I'm really surprised that "The Mist" (from the Stephen King novella) didn't make it. The book ending left the survivors still running, but you don't know if they ever made it to safety, or if the mist ever lifted. That's scarier to me. /shrug The movie ending definitely gave a solid conclusion to the whole thing, but I don't want to spoil it here.
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Cool article. Except for the thing about bladerunner. The ending doesn't imply that whats-her-name is going to pop anytime soon, or rather, it leaves everyone (including Deckard) in the position of knowing they'll die eventually, but not how or when (curse you, Tyrell!). It's an ending mostly true to the absurdist spirit of Dick's writing, not just on death but the whole 'well that explains why I piss 3-in-1' alienation thing. Though the movie lightens the message with a redemptive plot about love - Dick didn't do love, and he sure as hell never did redemption. Actually, it's a way cooler ending than the one Dick wrote - he was a tremendously perceptive dude, but he couldn't 've written a decent sentence to save his live.
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Totally agree on High Tension. It was like they were making the movie and someone showed them The Sixth Sense for the first time in the middle of the editing session.
OMFG! I finally understand why I Am Legend sucks!!! It's like, a weight off my shoulders, and now I can rest in Peace, instead of haunting my parent's basement-See Will Smith was the monster-argghhhh!
the directors may change the original title of "im a legend" for "hey man, im stupid man who died in the most stupid scene ever".
s**t, I can't believe High Tension wasn't at the top of that list. It's the epitome of a last-minute changed that fucked everything up. It was a fantastic movie literally until the last second. I can't believe the degree to which they fucked up that movie by tacking on a stupid, ill-thought out "plot twist".
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I Am Legend is just a fake adaptation in the same line as 28 Days Later. It shouldn't be allowed to keep the title of the original book. Even the "alternative ending" is still light years underneath the coolness of Richard Matheson's story.
Now the thing with I am Legend is that it is about as loosley based on the book as Pirates of the Carribean is on the original ride. They changed "vampires" to "infectious disease that turns you into a zombie" (seriously WTF?) They changed the traps so they belonged to the girl and her son, using the manican to attract the zombies. They changed the meaning of the title to reflect that he was a legendary that could ride out the storm of the apocolypse and help people survive the cataclysmic act of evolution. The new ending made sence for the message that the movie was trying to get across. Just like the message of the PotC movies was that freedom will always have a place in the world, the ride said "spend your money at disney world," they changed the message to reflect the audience of today rather than that of 1954. Like a lot of adaptations to film you just have to see them as a different thing and you can see it really was a great movie.
God...where to start on how they botched I Am Legend? I wait my whole bloody life to see my third favourite book filmed right, and they ruin it. f**k you very much, Akiva Goldsman. Stupid, unneccesary
CG effects when people with a boit of makeup on would have been far scarier. The loss of the ironic ending, which renders the film's *TITLE* meaningless. Monsters that never directly threaten the hero, instead of a constant menace every night. A community of survivors that don't pick up Neville's daily radio messages. The way the kid and the woman manage to drive to Manhattan when all the tunnels are flooded and all the bridges are blown. The vacuous Christian propaganda rammed down our throats in what passes for subtlety in the reddened eyes of coked-up film producers. The lousy ending that makes you blink and go: "Whuh? But...how can...if they were there, why didn't they...how are they going to...THAT SUCKED!" Its says somethinga bout how crap Hollywood is today that a 45 year old version of the book made in Italy in b&w for about twelve cents is STILL the definitive version. And let's not even talk about The Omega Man, well-played and groundbreaking white/black romance or not.
ummm..... the narration in the original cut of Blade Runner is part of what made it so cool. The Director's Cut is just a joke Ridley Scott played on us to get our cash.
I am Legend sucked WITH the original ending. that whole girl and boy coming in ruined it. Also, the orignal DOTD ending is no where near the awesomeness of what we saw. the ending to DOTD was so appropriate and awesome
Hollywood is a leech of authors, I think. Why come up with your own idea, when you can buy someone else's (and whatever fame they may have in their own right) and screw it five ways to Sunday? Then, even if people don't like it, they'll still be talking about it, because it got their attention. They'll have to debate back and forth about how it was worse than the book, the parts that were left out, and what crappy actors that were picked for the roles. Infamy is still fame, after all. And authors go along with it because movies pay better than books.
The original I Am Legend book wasn't really like the article explained. (Spoilers ahead).
In the book, Neville didn’t start the disease, he’s just mysteriously immune to it, and he’s smart because he reads every damn thing in the nearby library over the years that he‘s alone. There's two types of vampires - retarded ones and basically human ones(besides the blood-sucking thing), that can come out in daylight . The retarded ones are the ones he kills during the daytime, he’s unaware the others exist.
Neville meets a chick and thinks they’re the last two people alive, then later finds out she‘s one of the smart vampires. She tells him to run into the mountains where there might be humans left, but rather than run he kills himself, and becomes a legend among the smart vampires as the last human who ever lived.
Reading the book first kind of made the whole movie look infinitely more like s**t than you can imagine.
Wow! I am Legend actually had the potential to be a "good" movie? I never read the original book (will read it now). I thought it was just another crappy scifi horror flick. After reading what the original ending for I am Legend was supposed to be, I hope the producers burn in hollywood hell!
You could tell I Am Legend sucked there and then in the movie theatres, right at the point where you realised they left every subplot hanging. You could almost /see/ the point where one part was spliced onto another. Easily the worst movie of the year; it's galling to know test audiences gave into the mind fuckery.
wow, u americans got gipped with the latest die hard movie. australia got that famous line of his, so im assuming we got all the blood splatter and gear too
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The ending of I Am Legend the book is the best one ever. Hell, the movie can't hold a candle to the book. The s**t's awesome. Pick it up if you get the chance.