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AN APOLOGY: Cracked.com contributor Tim Cameron, with the help of Betty Gluckin and a large chunk of the Cracked forum produced the song and video for "Scientology Is ... Nice", based on what Tim claimed was a six month-long investigation into the organization. We gladly accepted the work based on the title alone. Now, having actually listened to it, there has erupted a bitter debate among Cracked.com staff. One side described it as "disgusting" and "juvenile," and stated it should never see the light of day on the site. The other side believed that it should not only never see the light of day, but that it was in fact a "cancerous blight on the very face of civilization" that, if not obliterated, "would render all previous human cultural achievement into a corrupted filth equivalent to the scrapings from the scrotum of Satan himself." Indeed, in the wake of our release of the song and video (and we cannot do otherwise, due to contractual obligation with Mr. Cameron) we expect a rich discourse about just how much disgust should be heaped upon it. We welcome this discussion, and offer our apologies. Oh, and in case you missed anything, here are the lyrics. Scientology Is ... Nice Scientology is not the cult for me Yes, I really should have guessed And I love you L Ron Hubbard, but there's got to be another way Ronnie said to me, one day you'll be OT Now I'm struggling to learn which books I'm supposed to burn And I love you, Dave Miscavige, but your ramming is so savage This is a parody, please don't burn my family |
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It's so hard to post something humorous in this PC age. Most people don't get jokes or pick up sarcasm as it requires thought. Most people just skim... and that's as deep as their thoughts can take them. By the way, PC, in this instance means "politically correct". I knew I had to point that out from all the skimmers posting comments. I also wrote this long post to dissuade the skimmers from reading it. It's afternoon! Cheers!
its only a fucking opinion, they take it so seriously, any anyway scientology..is...fucked up
What is all the argument about??? Scientology's clearly gay; something born out by it's hugely homophobic doctrine.
Everyone who cries about gays being offended here is a gigantic faggot.
A high quality mp3 of the song can be found here: http://www.coloursrun.com/scientology_is_gay.mp3
Homophobia is Gay!
I found this very funny. =] I don't think it is meant to be homophobic at all, it's making fun of the fact that Scientology is homophobic though. Sooo, Tim Cameron, any chance of uploading the full song to somewhere? It's so damn catchy.
Fuck Scientology. Anonymous is legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
"you're bashing homos" yeah i know a lot of "homos" who enjoy being called "homos" yet this satire is offensive?
Do all of these morons really think that this was a homophobic rant? People, Scientology is anti-gay. Tom Cruise is gay. It's a joke.
WOW, I was against Scientology til I saw this. Now I want to join so I can get some cock. Thanks, you homophobic idiots.
It's a good thing the creator of this video used no satire or sarcasm, as people usually have a hard time picking up on it.
NOT COOL, no reason to make fun of gay people, just fucking insane scientology, and rape.
Camerhil, Bettytron, you rock. That's pretty much all I have to say.
They probably won't get a movie any time soon.
We probably would've been better off not knowing.
It's a tough job. And a stupid job. And a pointless job. An unnecessary job. But someone's got to do it, we guess.
Our monsters are kind of lame, comparatively.
True? Of course not. But damn interesting.
The Covenant's got nothing on Otto.
Does that lab coat come in a C-Cup?
Guys, sometimes simple is better.
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Whoa... I think this is the first message board in the history of the internet where all the posts are actually CRITICIZING the content for being using anti-gay imagery. I needed to do a complete double-take!