The Gruesome Origins of 5 Popular Fairy Tales

I cannot BELIEVE the Little Mermaid was not number 1. The original version by Hans Christen Anderson is so terribly tragic, when I read it when I was 9, I cried my eyes out and never wanted to have anything to do with the Disney version again. Go ahead and read it online, it is very very sad.

10/27/2009 2:52:14 PM

Gelfling

In Elementary school, I remember reading a version of Rapunzel where Rapunzel gets pregnant. I wasn't so naive back then to not have realize what had let to that, if you know what I mean.

It's pretty kinky and messed up if you think about it: Prince yanks on---ahem, climbs the girl's hair, sleeps with her once in a while, knocks her up and inevitably gets caught, and is punished by the witch who pokes his eyes, making him blind. Then he kills the witch and steals her back, 'cause she was pretty good in bed. ;)

10/9/2009 6:02:13 PM

miosame

the below post. the story is full of rape and vampirism

10/3/2009 9:26:23 PM

Mr.Entropy

The Little Mermaid. The prince doesn't fall in love with her, and on his wedding night the mermaid's sisters come to her with a knife the sea witch gave them, saying that if she kills the prince and lets his blood spill on her legs, they'll become a fin again. Instead she dies and gets to go to heaven for taking pity on the prince (they said mermaids just became sea foam when the died, they didn't get to go party with Jesus). And that was a Hans Christian Andersen story.

If you want to read an awesomely gruesome Snow White story where Snow White is the villain and the stepmother is the main character, read "Snow, Glass, Apples" by Neil Gaiman.

8/25/2009 8:23:08 AM

mordredlefay

i'm jealous of Big_Jungle cuz i've hunted for copies of those original stories and they're nearly impossible to locate! someone should hunt down the earliest (and cruelest) versions of these stories, translate them, and sell a whole new book of fairy tales! for now, i'll make due with the somewhat nasty version of Grimm's i have.

7/22/2009 11:45:22 AM

Conformist138

That was lifechanging. When the porn industry tells the tail truer to the story (and our weird dreams) you have to rethink your life values set from childhood.

6/21/2009 3:49:04 AM

Minjen

When I was a kid, back in the ancient 70's, I found an old old book of fairy tales in my Grandma's attic. It included many of the Grimm Brothers, Hans Christian Anderson, and "Mother Goose" collected stories. But medieval style. There was no Cinderella in this book, it was called "The Cinder s**t." She was called this because she slept in the fireplace, and presumably was a little loose.

These stories were graphic, extremely violent, and contained incest, bestiality, rape, and many of our least favourite spam topics. Imagine my surprise when school tried to tell me I was a liar, and these stories never ended the way I claimed. 30 years later, I still have no trust for authority...

5/17/2009 1:47:53 PM

Big_Jingle

I knew about the feet mutilation thing, but not the other stuff. I was in a local production of "Into the Woods" which includes Cinderalla, but the whole feet thing was done with a cute, hardly audible song about the prince and their rather too huge desire for him. (what they would do to themselves for him *cough* *cough*)

5/5/2009 9:26:41 PM

Fairytalelover

What about Hansel and Gretel? Child abuse, cannibalism, incest and.... oh wait, that never got taken out.

3/30/2009 10:58:56 PM

ElectroSophie

There's versions of Cinderella that involve bulls pulling picnic baskets out of their ears, cow horns getting stuck to peoples heads and other totally fucked up things.

3/27/2009 9:11:18 PM

captain_north

i've actually heard parts of or all of most of these. in fact there is a comic book that was made that kinda relates to these versions. dnt remember its name tho

3/24/2009 7:33:43 PM

yin_yang

Little Red Riding Hood asked the Big Bad wolf " Are you going to eat me whole ?' " No", the Wolf replied "I.m gonna spit that part out !"

3/8/2009 8:26:28 PM

Two_Guns

Damn, I was hoping for more jaw dropping moments. For some reason, the idea of the prince nailing sleeping beauty really didn't surprize me LOL

2/21/2009 10:03:32 PM

Cambell

My social studies teacher told us about the sleeping beauty one. I was like ;-;

2/10/2009 10:43:22 AM

Nikacho

Honey chile, you just didn't read far enough back in time! You must go back to the Bronze Age to find the real origins of Mr. Big Bad Wolf. At that time it was a god who bounced out of yon Wolf's jaws after being swallowed whole (whether wolfie's name was Fenrir among the Norse or something less pronounceable among the proto-Hindus). And our hero the woodsman was victorious in his second go-round with Sir Big Teeth after bonking the baddy on the noggin. Little Red wasn't really in the original story, though. Neither was Granny. But a lot of water was, penned up like so many cows. It was released upon the death of Mr. Bad, which was the point of the whole exercise. And I'll have you know Calvert Watkins agrees with me on this. Only Mr. Bad back then wasn't a wolf. He was a Dragon.

1/28/2009 5:32:38 AM

DianaGainer

In one of the original versions of Snow White, she coughs up the apple and wakes up.

1/2/2009 2:18:28 PM

QwertyGirl

@Hermit: you know I think that is actually very possible !

12/28/2008 12:47:39 PM

OilPaint

AHAHAH AWESOME !!! I used to listen to and read the grimms brother version when I was little so when I saw the film for the first time I wondered where the hell all the mutilation was

12/28/2008 12:42:58 PM

OilPaint

I'm sure most people have heard of the other version of cinderella... I heard it when I was three. Told by my grandma. My first thought was, "Man, that musta been painful."

12/13/2008 3:09:00 PM

arrowblossom

Aw man.
My childhood emories will never be the same again!

12/8/2008 5:10:16 PM

JasBerryStorm