30 Reasons Eminem is Bad for Music

Lol omg i didnt realise that their was still so many 14 year olds out that there that still like Eminems music, and wont hesitate to point out all the 'mistakes' in this article.

Interesting here though is how noone has commented on Sartorius or Farquitheus. I remember reading about them back in high school, they had some good points, and are still exceptionally relevant to todays society arent they... Actually i was surprised you never mentioned any of Julianus Barratus in relation to the ice cold lyrics,
"The whiteness, the endless...ness.
stretching on beyond the human imagination, Desolation if the soul...Oh My God!
Ice flow nowhere to go lost in the blinding whiteness of the Tundra," Where Barratus is explicitly denouncing the ways that mr Eminem speaks of.

Lol but seriously, you rock Wong. Keep up the good work mate

Its funny how many people think hes being serious...

to be honest i think this is stupid and most of your statements arent even true, when he says she wont even be at ur funeral hes talking about his daughter not his d*ck.. his music is all about the fans anyway, so if you dont like it, dont bloody listen to it!

the line is " so the fcc wont let me be"

GET OFF THE MANS DICK.... HE SPEAKS HIS MIND. YOU THINK YOU SAY s**t THAT PEOPLE LIKE ALL THE TIME. THE KING IS BACK Dec 2008. maybe if people stopped talking s**t then he wouldnt come out with music. but it was a funny article but still get your facts right.

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Reading the comment section has made me lose my faith in humanity.

Good article, Wong. Made me laugh.

It's amazing and pathetic at the same time to see so many retards lose their s**t when someone doesn't have his "facts" straight.

Reminds me a lot of the 50 reasons why LOTR suck

Great article and the comments are just as funny.

ya right i have listened to his songs like for ever that is not true make it funneyer next time

The factual "mistakes" made by the article are intentionally and obviously wrong, at least to those who are familiar with Eminem's music.

The whole point of the article is that people will hate something (Eminem, for instance) without being entirely sure why, or for reasons that are just as misguided and misinformed as the "facts" in this article.

Some parent who's not familiar with Eminem's music, or who's heard all the wrong lyrics from all the wrong songs, taken out of context, would read this, or something like this, and be legitimately scandalized. That's it.

We get it. Hot in Herre is by Nelly. Wong knows it too.

Hilarious article. And the comments are even better, albeit unintentionally.

uh yeah... I get it's a joke and all, but here's some things that make no sense. 8 mile is a street in Detroit. How do I know this? I live in Detroit. Also, Hot In Here (when they are talking about the woman taking her clothes off) is by freakin NELLY not Eminem. Not saying by any means that Eminem diesnt say anything bad about women, but if you are going to make that point...USE A SONG HE ACTUALLY MADE. All this other crap about hiding Tupacs skeleton etc is freakin stupid. I highly doubt he refers to his penis as Halie. Not saying he doesn't have issues. but who doesnt? He says a lot of crap I wish I could say to people, and he just has an f-ed up sense of humor. Oh and I looked up the lyrics to "With out me" and it is FCC. It also mentions MTV...hmmm could he possibly be talking about radio etc trying to shut him down? W/E point is, if you are going to joke actually make it funny (with the truth) He gives plenty of valid material to work with.

If only Wesley Willis were still alive!!! Three minutes in a steel cage with Wesley would put an end to Eminem's posturings once and for all. Even in a strictly literal sense of the verb "to posture," meaning "to possess any capacity whatsoever to move one's limbs at will."

Haha, it took me 'til the second one, by which point I was thinking "Doesn't he say FCC? And isn't Haley his dau-- oooh..."

lmfao @ the M&M warriors

f**K u ... u r an a*****e... stupid article u wrote. its doesnt make sense. study more and apply for the president post then. dont act like u are genius... puke* have a nice day. dumm!

Holy s**t! All you fuckers below me need to calm down! It's just a joke-this is Cracked for God's sake. Although I completely agree with this article: Eminem is bad for music.

hmmmm... something tells me david wong isn't a big fan of Em!!! :P

HaHaHa! This was funny as hell but what's even funnier is how there were actually people who took this seriously (you need to chill the f**k out). I'm a big fan of Eminem and in no way did I find this to be fucked up. The part about him referring to his penis as Haley and everything relating to that was hilarious.

hhahaha that was funny .... although I agree with the comment about his "dancing" .... although my fave band don't "dance" on stage they compensate by setting themselves and the instruments on fire ... 'tis AWSOME!!!!