Harry Potter Book Disguises
So there's another Harry Potter movie is breaking box office records, and you're tempted to pick up the books to see what all the fuss is about. Yet you resist, out of fear of being called some kind of stunted man-child or pedophile.
Well, we have the solution. Just print out these book jacket disguises, wrap them around your Potter novel and now you can safely read it in front of all those ex Navy SEALS at the local strip club.
WARNING: HARSH LANGUAGE

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Cover by Sanchez
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Cover by Camerhil
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Cover by Keithito
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Cover by Shamus
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Cover by Remington Lonespear








My read one page, screamed, and grew a cock.
ReplyThis is the best thing I've ever seen on Cracked.
Reply"Should Have Checked In the Piano, Fritz" had me laughing out loud; then the follow-up title...too much...
ReplyBut I wanna read The Prisoner of Ass Cabin now!
ReplyHAHAHA!! I swear this may be the funniest thing I have read on this site so far , and thats saying something!
ReplyI want to read Shark Fucker. Soooooo badly.
ReplyYou just put me in delicate position of chosing either to laugh or breathe... ajajajjajjajajjajaj *falls dead*
ReplyThis needs to be frontpaged.
ReplyI can't stop laughing at "The Man Who Fucked Sharks".
Reply"But first, he had to f**k them."
i kinda wish i knew someone "named" Butch Moniker, its an awesome name. and im considering actually printing the phoenix disarray
ReplyI know, it's like the main character in Snow Crash, Hiro Protagonist.
Simply amazing.
ReplyI think some of these are pretty obvious...
ReplyPrint them? I wanna write them!!
ReplyThat was way funnier than I thought it was gonna be. The tiny-type on the back of the books was the best.
ReplyWTF I live in the ozarks!
ReplyI do too haha. Well I kinda do. I live near them, in Fayetteville
Is it sad that I actually want to read these books?
ReplyThis is hilarious. Also, kudos for the staff sergeant Max Fightmaster reference, and Alan Rickman on the cover of the one about Cervical Snape. Amazing XD
ReplyThere was also Flex Plexico.
"The Prisoner Of Ass Cabin" That made me laugh out loud..For several minutes.
ReplyThis is the most awesome overlooked thing on Cracked.
ReplyOn the cover of f**k Wars... is... is that Duke Nukem?
ReplyNo one else than him, yes.