Harry Potter Book Disguises
So there's another Harry Potter movie is breaking box office records, and you're tempted to pick up the books to see what all the fuss is about. Yet you resist, out of fear of being called some kind of stunted man-child or pedophile.
Well, we have the solution. Just print out these book jacket disguises, wrap them around your Potter novel and now you can safely read it in front of all those ex Navy SEALS at the local strip club.
WARNING: HARSH LANGUAGE

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Cover by Camerhil
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Cover by Remington Lonespear








Wait, I thought the manliest way to shave was with a machete? Well, I guess either will do in a pinch.
ReplyMy wife read one page, screamed, and grew a cock...I do believe a Pulitzer prize should be given for that sentence.
ReplyOr you could just buy the editions with adult covers, designed so adults can read them without looking like they're reading kids books.
ReplyNow I want to read them. . . .
ReplyI seriously want to read Alcibiades. It would make an awesome video game too.
ReplyThe Alcibiades one had me laughing so hard, I'm actually scared that I may never find anything funny again. Jesus, those 'critics' reviews...
ReplyDammit, now I want to read "The Prisoner of Ass Cabin".
ReplyThis is perfect. Just... Perfect.
Reply"My wife read one page, screamed, and grew a cock." I'm in the library and after I read that I snorted out loud and got strange looks haha.
ReplyMy read one page, screamed, and grew a cock.
ReplyThis is the best thing I've ever seen on Cracked.
Reply"Should Have Checked In the Piano, Fritz" had me laughing out loud; then the follow-up title...too much...
ReplyBut I wanna read The Prisoner of Ass Cabin now!
ReplyHAHAHA!! I swear this may be the funniest thing I have read on this site so far , and thats saying something!
ReplyI want to read Shark Fucker. Soooooo badly.
ReplyYou just put me in delicate position of chosing either to laugh or breathe... ajajajjajjajajjajaj *falls dead*
ReplyThis needs to be frontpaged.
ReplyI can't stop laughing at "The Man Who Fucked Sharks".
Reply"But first, he had to f**k them."
i kinda wish i knew someone "named" Butch Moniker, its an awesome name. and im considering actually printing the phoenix disarray
ReplyI know, it's like the main character in Snow Crash, Hiro Protagonist.
Simply amazing.
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