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So there's another Harry Potter movie is breaking box office records, and you're tempted to pick up the books to see what all the fuss is about. Yet you resist, out of fear of being called some kind of stunted man-child or pedophile.
Well, we have the solution. Just print out these book jacket disguises, wrap them around your Potter novel and now you can safely read it in front of all those ex Navy SEALS at the local strip club.
 Back: Cover by Sanchez Front cover and binding:  Back: Cover by Camerhil Front cover and binding:  Back: Cover by Keithito Front cover and binding:  Back: Cover by Shamus Front cover and binding:  Back: Cover by eddie lummox Front cover and binding:  Back: Cover by Remington Lonespear |
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awesome!
Butch Monika! I LOL'd.
You know, I had absolutely no idea Salman Rushdie was a real f**king person. I actually almost printed that f**king thing out! I'm a complete idiot!
SHARK FUCKER - u have to turn that into a movie, then show it as a duble feature with the MATRIX sequel that WILL flatten balls.
Absolutely f**king hilarious, all of them. "Someone's going to get stabbed in the c**k and it's not me" is definitely on my wishlist, whilst I'd love a copy of "Shaving your balls with a butcher knife for dummies". Awesome stuff Cracked!
I remember when this was on AOTS. I finally found them!
i demand these books be made real and not simply a weak thing to hide behind while reading harry potter
also the biggest men don't need to hide what they're reading, pussies
'such graphic, intricate detail, that I literally vomited on my copy of the book.'. Bloody brilliant article....
am i the only one getting black artifacts when i download the death hall jpeg?
I was reading this, and testosterone started spewing from my body.
Oh.
My.
God.
I have just been rolling on the floor for the last 20 minutes. This is THE BEST cracked article EVER!
As I'm typing this, I'm actually printing out Shaving Your B*LLS With A Butcher Knife For Dummies... xD
This was almost dangerous to read while high as I almost laughed myself to the point where I could not breathe.
Funniest Cracked article yet. :)
This is hilarious! DW's timely decision to re-post is to his own credit and "le gran fromage." Thanks for a very, very entertaining piece to everyone who originally submitted, and to DW for re-posting!
ROTFLMAO, Dag
Man, this is pure GOLD! I was ROFLMAOing so hard while reading this, that my mother actually came to my room and asked if I was feeling all right. Really loved the "Shaving your balls [...] FOR DUMMIES" and "Penis Reduction Surgery" covers!
Was I the only one to notice that the picture of Lt. Cmdr. Flex Plexico, from "Fuck Wars", is in fact a picture of Duke Nukem (I think it was from a DN Forever teaser/trailer/whatever)?
Keep on the good stuff, Wong! Hope you write more often, 'cause I can't get enough of your articles xD
So yesterday, after reading this article, i had to ride the metro into D.C. and there was a guy there at the station reading HP&THBP...only he took the paper cover off the hardcover book. (As a true Harry Potter fan, i could totally fcking tell.)
I don't think I'd have laughed at him so hard if he had only printed out one of these book covers.
One of the funniest articles I have seen on this site.
anyone else who hasn't read/watched harry potty stuff but still loathes it??
Haha these were all pretty good. Big thumbs up to Eddie Lummox for using a Frank Frazetta painting on the front cover of "The Potter: The Deadly Hello". I bought a print of that one when I went to the Frazetta Museum, awesome piece.
I would TOTALLY read Alcibiades: Zombie Slayer.