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#4.
Juggalo Faith (juggalofaith.com)

What it is
An invaluable resource for that rare handful of folks who are both Insane Clown Posse fans (aka "Juggalos") and God-fearing Christians.

Excerpt that Sums Up the Community In A Nutshell

Our Mission:

JuggaloFaith.com was created for the sole purpose of teaching the message of the carnival. We believe this message is the message of the gospels of Jesus Christ. We believe that Christ died on the cross and suffered for our sins, we believe that he was raised from the dead on the third day, and we believe that he ascended bodily into heaven. We recognize that there is valid teachings in other belief systems but the one and only true path to the father and to heaven (Shangri-La) is Christ and Christ alone. We believe that Christ was born from a virgin mother thus being perfectly human and perfectly God.

Why It Makes Us Uncomfortable
Admittedly, we don't know that much about Insane Clown Posse or the teachings of Jesus Christ, for that matter. But even based on our limited pool of knowledge, we're pretty sure that Jesus never said anything about dressing up like an evil white trash clown. We also don't remember him preaching any sermons entitled Bugz On My Nutz. To be fair, we did skip a lot of Sunday School.

#3.
Furrs Fur Christ (furrsfurchrist.com)

What it is
Does your devotion to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ leave you feeling ostracized from the furry community? Are you beating off to Noah's Ark (aka "The Love Boat") on a regular basis, imagining all those sweaty, furry, engorged genital-having animals locked up in small straw-filled rooms? This, and we're frankly astounded that there even is one, is the place for you.

Excerpt that Sums Up the Community In A Nutshell

...used to be a furvert for a LONG TIME... but recently, I have gone to a christian councelor who helped me through it... It got to the point that I hit rock bottom and I lost all hope. Now, my life has been changed around completely. I have been free from yiff for 6 months and 1week. I have no desire to go back now, but my parents don't understand that. I am going to buy a fursuit soon, just to remind myself about why I never want to go back to the way I was... I proved the furry steriotypes right... I am ashamed, but will not let that stop me. I have God on my side. All I have to do is obey my parents (Honor thy father and mother in the Lord, for this is right) and keep the fur OUTSIDE the house. I hope to get to know EVERYONE here! LOL. I will be on alot. Have a great day!

Why It Makes Us Uncomfortable:
If you really need clarification beyond the above tormented post, just do a Google image search for "yiff" or "furvert" and prepare to claw your own eyes out.

#2.
Slash Fan Fiction (slashfanfiction.com)

What it is
When you're watching your favorite TV show, do you often find yourself wishing that the plot would be completely derailed by hardcore pornography? If the answer is yes (which you know it is), then the Slash Fan Fiction community might be just the place for you.

Excerpt that Sums Up the Community In A Nutshell

Spock was pleased that he was able to give his Jim so much pleasure. He knew it was an activity outside of the Vulcan culture, but inside their cabin they were safe--and conjugal privacy was held in high regard by his people.

Why It Makes Us Uncomfortable
You know what's weirder than really wanting to see the stars of your favorite TV shows banging? Sitting down at your computer and describing it in 8,000 words.

#1.
Boytaurs (boytaur.net)

What it is
We don't have the slightest idea.

Excerpt that Sums Up the Community In A Nutshell

There's something wildly, almost primally, attractive about a guy with four legs: the crowding of long, sculpted thigh muscle, the four calf muscles bobbing and working in rhythm with his four-legged walk, the four strong male feet supporting his powerful boytaur body. Boytaurs know this attraction well, and it is our constant joy, both to have and to share.

Why It Makes Us Uncomfortable
It doesn't, actually. Several Cracked editors have four legs, and the ones that don't find it wildly, almost primally attractive.

In Conclusion...

The Internet is a big place filled with sweaty, smelly creatures huddling in the dark drinking Mountain Dew and furiously posting on forums. They all smell like Cool Ranch Doritos and, quite frankly, we're terrified of them. What we're trying to say is that this list, although by no means complete, is the best we're willing to do. If we missed a community even stranger than Boytaur.net then, frankly, we're sort of glad. But we welcome you to post a link below. We'll just be a little hesitant to click it.





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633 Comments

""Seriously. /b/ should ALWAYS be ranked 1 on this kind of list. It takes you half a month to even begin to understand anything there. Proud lurker of 6 months here."

Bah, total newfag. Give it a little while and you'll watch /b/ turn into a cesspool of shit and oh god why did I ever think this was funny. "

Newfag here. This isn't the list of funniest or most original sites, it's the list of weirdest - and /b/ is number one. A cesspool of shit it may be, but it's still number one in the WTF category.

Posted on 8/14/2008 1:13:03 AM

the only thing funnier than watching people furiously try to defend slashfiction is....nothing, there is nothing funnier than watching people furiously try to defend slashfiction.

Posted on 8/4/2008 2:09:43 PM

Reading this article just after "The 6 Most Terrifying Foods" has left me with a severe stomach ache.

Posted on 7/31/2008 9:27:10 PM

Why the HELL is /b/ #6?!?

Posted on 7/30/2008 8:47:14 AM

"Seriously. /b/ should ALWAYS be ranked 1 on this kind of list. It takes you half a month to even begin to understand anything there. Proud lurker of 6 months here."

Bah, total newfag. Give it a little while and you'll watch /b/ turn into a cesspool of shit and oh god why did I ever think this was funny.

In any case, I invite you all to take a look at the page detailing Sonic Passion: http://www.sonic-online.com/sonicpassion/

Posted on 7/26/2008 12:58:06 AM

Do not insult slashers, for you are cute and would look good with other guys.

Posted on 7/17/2008 10:36:23 PM

You put slashfanfiction at number 2? Please. Just because guys don't get it doesn't make it weird. Most straight girls I know like guy on guy stuff and plenty of them read/write slash. It's practically mainstream. There is much weirder stuff on the internet.

Posted on 7/2/2008 11:10:07 AM

I have a friend who is that rare cross breed of Christian and self-proclaimed Juggalo. I am now torn between telling him of that forum that caters to his exact persona, or just continuing to be completely ashamed that I even know him.

Posted on 6/26/2008 11:31:53 AM

omnomnom.com. pics of crazy things eaten by crazier things every time you press refresh.

Posted on 6/25/2008 6:19:38 PM

beedogs.com


all the dogs in bee costumes you could ever want

Posted on 6/23/2008 11:12:02 PM

Anyone here heard of Hiveminds? Not sure why I'm asking...

Posted on 6/22/2008 8:30:04 AM

Great, you stole all of these from SomethingAwful's Weekend Web. Good job!

Posted on 6/21/2008 5:53:29 PM

The sad thing is, 4chan DOES make sense.. to people who have been on it long enough... >__>

Posted on 6/21/2008 10:07:56 AM

Yeah, my friend started playing Second Life. I tried to ask him what it was about and he didn't seem to know.

Posted on 6/21/2008 6:42:36 AM

And I know there is HOT community for sexy big beauties and their admirers. It's PlusMeet.com ____, where many big boobs girls, big butts women and big manful guys mingle together for fun&romance!

Posted on 6/21/2008 6:15:44 AM

*raises hand*
In the fanfiction community, chan is smut stories where at least one of the characters is under 18 years old. In other words, toeing the line of pedophilia if not jumping in with both feet and prophylactics.

Given the whole 'I'm 18 and wanna hook up with a 14 year old' thing... I'd be tempted to infer that it's probably not the safest place to hang out.

Posted on 6/21/2008 1:20:12 AM

the dumbest thing about the Men's Long Hair Group is that they seem to be discussing issues that are common knowledge any girl with the most minute quantity of hair.
He needs to go to this forum to find out what to do about his dry hair??? Turn on the TV! Go to the shampoo aisle at the drugstore! I know those ads are aimed at chicks, so you may have tuned them out or something, but you'd think once you made your hair a lifestyle you'd start to notice these things...

Posted on 6/19/2008 9:29:06 PM

You forgot, "Hivemind."

Posted on 6/19/2008 9:38:44 AM

SecondLife has kind of a cool live music scene, but I really can't believe how much real life money comes into play. I've met people there whose job IS SecondLife, and people who spend hundreds of dollars a month to buy goods and services and maintain lavish lifestyles.... in a simulated world. Ultimately I stopped playing because almost everyone I met wanted to get it on and weren't shy about broaching the subject with effectively complete strangers.

Posted on 6/19/2008 7:39:32 AM

http://bux.to/?r=Requin join and earn money

Posted on 6/19/2008 5:50:25 AM

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