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WTF!?: The 8 Strangest Communities on the Web

By Ross Wolinsky July 27, 2007 333,082 views
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#4.
Juggalo Faith (juggalofaith.com)

What it is
An invaluable resource for that rare handful of folks who are both Insane Clown Posse fans (aka "Juggalos") and God-fearing Christians.

Excerpt that Sums Up the Community In A Nutshell

Our Mission:

JuggaloFaith.com was created for the sole purpose of teaching the message of the carnival. We believe this message is the message of the gospels of Jesus Christ. We believe that Christ died on the cross and suffered for our sins, we believe that he was raised from the dead on the third day, and we believe that he ascended bodily into heaven. We recognize that there is valid teachings in other belief systems but the one and only true path to the father and to heaven (Shangri-La) is Christ and Christ alone. We believe that Christ was born from a virgin mother thus being perfectly human and perfectly God.

Why It Makes Us Uncomfortable
Admittedly, we don't know that much about Insane Clown Posse or the teachings of Jesus Christ, for that matter. But even based on our limited pool of knowledge, we're pretty sure that Jesus never said anything about dressing up like an evil white trash clown. We also don't remember him preaching any sermons entitled Bugz On My Nutz. To be fair, we did skip a lot of Sunday School.

#3.
Furrs Fur Christ (furrsfurchrist.com)

What it is
Does your devotion to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ leave you feeling ostracized from the furry community? Are you beating off to Noah's Ark (aka "The Love Boat") on a regular basis, imagining all those sweaty, furry, engorged genital-having animals locked up in small straw-filled rooms? This, and we're frankly astounded that there even is one, is the place for you.

Excerpt that Sums Up the Community In A Nutshell

...used to be a furvert for a LONG TIME... but recently, I have gone to a christian councelor who helped me through it... It got to the point that I hit rock bottom and I lost all hope. Now, my life has been changed around completely. I have been free from yiff for 6 months and 1week. I have no desire to go back now, but my parents don't understand that. I am going to buy a fursuit soon, just to remind myself about why I never want to go back to the way I was... I proved the furry steriotypes right... I am ashamed, but will not let that stop me. I have God on my side. All I have to do is obey my parents (Honor thy father and mother in the Lord, for this is right) and keep the fur OUTSIDE the house. I hope to get to know EVERYONE here! LOL. I will be on alot. Have a great day!

Why It Makes Us Uncomfortable:
If you really need clarification beyond the above tormented post, just do a Google image search for "yiff" or "furvert" and prepare to claw your own eyes out.

#2.
Slash Fan Fiction (slashfanfiction.com)

What it is
When you're watching your favorite TV show, do you often find yourself wishing that the plot would be completely derailed by hardcore pornography? If the answer is yes (which you know it is), then the Slash Fan Fiction community might be just the place for you.

Excerpt that Sums Up the Community In A Nutshell

Spock was pleased that he was able to give his Jim so much pleasure. He knew it was an activity outside of the Vulcan culture, but inside their cabin they were safe--and conjugal privacy was held in high regard by his people.

Why It Makes Us Uncomfortable
You know what's weirder than really wanting to see the stars of your favorite TV shows banging? Sitting down at your computer and describing it in 8,000 words.

#1.
Boytaurs (boytaur.net)

What it is
We don't have the slightest idea.

Excerpt that Sums Up the Community In A Nutshell

There's something wildly, almost primally, attractive about a guy with four legs: the crowding of long, sculpted thigh muscle, the four calf muscles bobbing and working in rhythm with his four-legged walk, the four strong male feet supporting his powerful boytaur body. Boytaurs know this attraction well, and it is our constant joy, both to have and to share.

Why It Makes Us Uncomfortable
It doesn't, actually. Several Cracked editors have four legs, and the ones that don't find it wildly, almost primally attractive.

In Conclusion...

The Internet is a big place filled with sweaty, smelly creatures huddling in the dark drinking Mountain Dew and furiously posting on forums. They all smell like Cool Ranch Doritos and, quite frankly, we're terrified of them. What we're trying to say is that this list, although by no means complete, is the best we're willing to do. If we missed a community even stranger than Boytaur.net then, frankly, we're sort of glad. But we welcome you to post a link below. We'll just be a little hesitant to click it.



Dude, if slashfanfiction.com was the best you could come up with, you are not looking hard enough.

Seriously. I've seen things that would cause your brain to s**t itself out of your ass.

6/24/2009 9:29:53 PM
orypeci

Why didn't they call it Mentaurs, so stupid.

6/11/2009 9:32:32 PM
CannibalismFTW

Scatgirls.com
And the only reason I know what that is, is because my Dad used to work on the police force and some inmate told him to look it up....just don't go there. Well actually, if you're ready to lose all hope for humanity, go ahead.

5/20/2009 7:17:21 PM
Souljapigeon

And yes, I just came up with the term slashbashing. I like it.

5/14/2009 11:38:44 PM
eupheminstic

Again with the slashbashing? Okay, it's true. The idea of hardcore slash is pretty crazy and confusing, especially for a not-homophobic but mildly creeped-out straight guy. But slash isn't some tiny, specific internet community. There are probably thousands of slash communities and millions of slash fics out there. And it's pretty fun stuff for us sadisitc, boylove-loving females. I'm sure males have lots of weirder and less interesting porn.

5/14/2009 11:38:00 PM
eupheminstic

Boytaurs -

What it is - "We don't have the slightest idea"

ha ha ha ha ha! You just gave up on that one, eh? haha....

3/30/2009 8:46:16 PM
miss_tracyh

Beedogs.com, here's an actual quote from the website in the "About" section:

"I would love to hear from you, but remember: If you say mean things to me, I will cry. Can you handle that eating away at your conscience day after day?"

Is dogs in bee costumes specific enough?

3/24/2009 11:08:07 AM
Alec

xD Batman/Joker community

1/29/2009 6:06:32 PM
yaoininja

Re: #2. You don't need to visit that forum to find slash. All you need to do is visit Livejournal.

1/27/2009 4:09:31 PM
Viorica

4chan... I love me some anime alternative.

1/27/2009 12:09:53 PM
ROFLofogus

holy s**t....wtf....im a long time lurker and first time poster....and these will prob be my only two posts after how seeing how crazily spammed the comment sections on here get....you guys should get some more/better moderators.....

1/25/2009 10:37:06 PM
JUGGALETTE

"Admittedly, we don't know that much about Insane Clown Posse or the teachings of Jesus Christ, for that matter. But even based on our limited pool of knowledge, we're pretty sure that Jesus never said anything about dressing up like an evil white trash clown. We also don't remember him preaching any sermons entitled Bugz On My Nutz. To be fair, we did skip a lot of Sunday School."

if you admit to knowing nothing whatsoever about Juggalos and ICP then why are you even writing about juggalofaith.com? White trash? once again...admitting you know very little about us and calling us white trash? Jesus did say that His father is the only one to judge. You know little about Juggalos and ICP then don't start posting crap acting like you do.

1/25/2009 10:19:00 PM
JUGGALETTE

Oh GOD!! Cracked writers, don't go to pastepopulation. I went in, immediately cut out my left eye Oedipus style and I'm gonna cut the other one out after I finish posting this comm- f**k it! AAAAHH s**t! DAMN YOU XASARUS

1/25/2009 8:17:55 PM
Walking_Death

Don't know if it counts as a community, but:
www.populationpaste.com
You won't regret it.

1/25/2009 12:05:09 PM
xazarus

f**k /b/
Fear /f/, noob.

No idk which one that is, but >.<

Besides, 4chan makes me feel smart. In fact, my name is Joshua Green and I live in Lextown, Kentucky. Bring it, 4chan, u aint got s**t on my 5chan.

1/24/2009 8:56:19 PM
Walking_Death

oh s**t, you guys mentioned /b/. your all probably screwed now.

1/24/2009 12:59:43 PM
dahwang12

in b4 epic raid

1/22/2009 4:06:09 PM
iheartjihad

I'm sorry. Furrs For Christ is the strangest. Furries are constantly reminding us that it's not all sexual, but their underlying guilt gives them away.
I mean...I want a tail as much as anyone, but that doesn't mean I'm...it's just that...oh God!

1/19/2009 9:35:56 PM
ryclea

s**t guy, why would you mention /b/?
you know how they get...

1/19/2009 2:55:17 PM
sillygoose83

Carstuckgirls.com

1/19/2009 11:27:18 AM
kryonik