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BONUS: Do a chaser if your photo is also an artsy black and white shot or taken in front of a famous landmark like the Eiffel Tower or Golden Gate Bridge FRIENDS LIST
BONUS: Do a chaser if your mom or dad is listed as 'You hooked up once' PHOTOS
BONUS: Do a chaser if you've ever removed a tag of yourself from a picture and silently prayed nobody saw that old picture of you with glasses, man-boobs, and a side-part GROUPS
BONUS: Do a chaser if you've ever created any of the above groups PERSONAL INFO
BONUS: Do a chaser if you have a quote from yourself FACEBOOK HABITS
BONUS: Do a chaser if you've ever checked the size of someone's friends list and felt indignant that theirs was bigger, thinking to yourself, "Well"¦they probably add people they don't even know! Nobody has that many friends!" |
Hey, you know what? I wrote this dang article and one other one and these Cracked guys never paid me! They're probably discriminating against me because I'm Canadian.
er.......uh......14 drinks and a chaser.......that last section really got me....
3 drinks and a chaser.
I'm getting really... really drunk now. me head hurts and there's puke on the screen. i can only barely see my friend-list through the chunks of carrot and something i swear i've never eaten
why the hell did you omit facebook stalking? are you trying to not be liable for deaths caused by chugging the bottle?
pretty funny. i got quotes from ND, joined some of those groups and have one of those pics. damn
I have the Nietzche Family Circus in my posted items, does that count?
this is great although, you cant be to original on a blog thingy so linear as facebook/myspace. I recommend shooting at airplanes.
drink three if you have ever posted on someone's wall just so they know you exist.
Shit... I have quotes from Yoda AND Nietzche. What a toolshed I am.
There are a surprising amount of celebs that, honestly, we expected better from.
We decided to take a look back at the golden era, when Will Ferrell was just the hardest working cast member on SNL. Numbers 10 to 1, embedded for your viewing pleasure.
I ... I don't even ... what?
You almost have to admire him.
What will fix the fuel crisis? Magic.
Diapers and milk. Anything else is excessive.
The entire internet is laughing at you! Now what?
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