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HOW TO PLAY
1. Grab a drink and gather round the computer monitor with your friends! 2. Take turns going through each other's Facebook Profiles! 3. Get shitfaced! 4. Try not to send rambling, incoherent messages to every girl you had a crush on in high school. PROFILE PICTURE
BONUS: Do a chaser if your photo is also an artsy black and white shot or taken in front of a famous landmark like the Eiffel Tower or Golden Gate Bridge FRIENDS LIST
BONUS: Do a chaser if your mom or dad is listed as 'You hooked up once' PHOTOS
BONUS: Do a chaser if you've ever removed a tag of yourself from a picture and silently prayed nobody saw that old picture of you with glasses, man-boobs, and a side-part GROUPS
BONUS: Do a chaser if you've ever created any of the above groups PERSONAL INFO
BONUS: Do a chaser if you have a quote from yourself FACEBOOK HABITS
BONUS: Do a chaser if you've ever checked the size of someone's friends list and felt indignant that theirs was bigger, thinking to yourself, "Well ... they probably add people they don't even know! Nobody has that many friends!" |
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I would have liked to play but my life is not interesting enough for facebook/myspace/twitter and I don't care about what other people do when we are not together.
Wierd huh?
5 drinks and a chaser.
The stiffler? My Jujitsu instructor. He's a Deputy Sherrif. I'm pretty damn law abiding, but it's still one of those things, you know.
My Dad's on my friend's list too, but, frankly, as long as I'm not doing drugs, I don't think he gives a s**t what I post.
0 drinks, 1 chaser
0 drinks. Facebook is for tools.
8 drinks, 1 chaser. s**t.
6 drinks 1 chaser. hmmm, I need more pics on there
i got none :(
13 drinks, 1 chaser. I lost.
6 drinks, 2 chasers...
10 drinks and 1 chaser. wow. haha.
1 Drink, 1 Chaser.
Man, I should get on Facebook more.
14 drinks, and 4 chasers. oh no... i am truly a douchebag
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Hey, you know what? I wrote this dang article and one other one and these Cracked guys never paid me! They're probably discriminating against me because I'm Canadian.
er.......uh......14 drinks and a chaser.......that last section really got me....
3 drinks and a chaser.
I'm getting really... really drunk now. me head hurts and there's puke on the screen. i can only barely see my friend-list through the chunks of carrot and something i swear i've never eaten
why the hell did you omit facebook stalking? are you trying to not be liable for deaths caused by chugging the bottle?
pretty funny. i got quotes from ND, joined some of those groups and have one of those pics. damn
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7 drinks and 2 chasers.