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Thinking of scaring up some strange ass on the Internet? Sure you are! But find out what those ads really mean, before you end up with a rash/stalker. Below are some common phrases posted by lonely people on Craigslist, followed by translations of what those phrases really mean, and what you'll actually get if you respond. ![]()
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Haha, that was good. "I'd bone a donkey if no one would find out?" brilliant.
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No, not the ones that make silly gag gifts. The ones that look like torture devices from a post-Apocalyptic future.
Weird, even for fanfiction.
The Bible: The Poor Man's Hustler.
Everything can be traced back to "weiner."
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so true