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Forum Safety Tips

By Luke McKinney April 30, 2007 20,525 views
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- Don't answer the phone. [It'd be nice if you had a caller ID.]
- Don't open the door. [Not even to play outside.]
- Don't cook.
- Open lights when it gets dark, but don't make it obvious. [It's worded oddly, I know.]
- Lock the door with a second guarded lock.
- Don't invite anyone over. http://pinnaclesecurity.com

5/28/2009 6:13:25 AM
jdizon

"Chefs coat?" What in god's most holy name is that? Some sort of strange sexual device that fries my penis? Perhaps a new phrase for condom. I've always referred to my genitals as the head chef and his waiting staff, so I guess it's convenient.

3/25/2008 6:12:09 AM
Marriage_Sucks

Wassup? :
I'm Aby, happy to talk good looking people here.
See later.

http://www.selfbanking.com.ar -
Banking

2/21/2008 1:20:30 PM
fauffMusadorm

Howdy! :
I'm from Argentina, cool to meet honest posters here.
Bye.

http://www.prestocash.com.ar -
Cash

2/18/2008 10:16:12 AM
fauffMusadorm

Chefs coat

2/4/2008 2:03:41 AM
qjnst

Current home equity loan rate

2/3/2008 10:52:53 AM
yeawa

100 home equity loan

2/3/2008 10:33:31 AM
onmlh

Bad credit cash loan

2/3/2008 10:13:34 AM
qzdwn

Va home loan

2/3/2008 9:52:53 AM
dmaet

Park record newspaper

2/3/2008 9:13:19 AM
ybljg

Oxford alabama newspaper

2/3/2008 8:33:27 AM
httvm

Arizona daily newspaper

2/3/2008 8:13:38 AM
rggva

Enid oklahoma newspaper

2/3/2008 7:52:59 AM
nwyro

Daily star newspaper

2/3/2008 7:33:12 AM
vnwjb

Newspaper from india

2/3/2008 7:12:56 AM
piawn

Cairo illinois newspaper

2/3/2008 6:52:44 AM
wejgy

Champaign illinois newspaper

2/3/2008 6:33:07 AM
pdylj

Searcy arkansas newspaper

2/3/2008 6:13:45 AM
uftns

Red eye chicago newspaper

2/3/2008 5:52:59 AM
ljtkb

Newcastle indiana newspaper

2/3/2008 5:33:01 AM
opzej
Cracked stuff on