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I like the "avoidance of sunlight" joke. It was very clever
ReplyGodwin's Law: As a thread progresses, the probability of someone making a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.
ReplyReductio Ad Hitlerum, you never cease to amuse!
call me stupid but i don't get the last one.
ReplyIt means don't keep dropping links to your site or products in threads where it doesn't fit the topic.
In other words, don't imitate spambots
This article is excellent, and all of the comments so far are golden!
ReplyIf I DO masturbate in public, can I plug my stuff off-topic?
ReplyI feel enlightened... I suck at forums.
ReplyI find this article hard to masturbate too.
ReplyThat makes one of us.
"Chefs coat?" What in god's most holy name is that? Some sort of strange sexual device that fries my penis? Perhaps a new phrase for condom. I've always referred to my genitals as the head chef and his waiting staff, so I guess it's convenient.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesWhere in the hell did you see that?! O_O
dude, what are you on? we want some!
What the heck are you drinking? Cause I want some too.