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The 20 Worst Cover Songs in Pop Music History

By CRACKED Staff, Kevin Hill
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Covering other people's material is a mainstay in pop music. Why bother taking the time to write an original song when you can just recycle somebody else's hit, redo it with an acoustic guitar (or, if it's an acoustic song, with an electric guitar) and generate the same result? But it doesn't always work out as planned, especially if you don't bother to figure out what made the original song popular in the first place (or in the case of our #1 choice, even bother to learn the damn lyrics first). Below, 20 great songs that received sound butcherings by artists who should've known better. A lot better.

20
"You Shook Me All Night Long" - Celine Dion and Anastasia
This is the perfect song to play if you've just ingested poison and urgently need to induce vomiting. But even if it's a life or death situation, you might want to think twice before clicking play. While it may save your life, you will be haunted by the image of Celine Dion playing air guitar for the rest of your days.
19
"Downtown Train" - Rod Stewart
Did Rod Stewart just wake up one day in 1977 and decide to become a pathetic, grotesque parody of himself? Or did he ease into it over time, like a pair of his stretched-beyond-relief leather pants? "Lead singer of The Faces"-era Rod was known to drop some kick-ass covers. But then came the "shoulder pads and blow-dried '80s"-era Rod and this nauseating version of Tom Waits' "Downtown Train." All you need to know about post-Faces Rod can be encapsulated in the seizure he has at the 15-second point of this video. It's like he remembers that there is such a thing as rocking out, has a vague sense that people used to enjoy it when he rocked out, but can't muster up enough enthusiasm to do anything other than awkwardly twitch his head back.
18
"Knockin' on Heaven's Door" - Guns N Roses
To be honest, G'N'R could have taken three places all on their own. In addition to the 10-minute "Knockin' on Heaven's Door", Axl Rose also drilled out overlong, tepid versions of "Live and Let Die" and "Sympathy for the Devil," managing to hit an unlikely trifecta of brutalizing The Stones, McCartney and Bob Dylan in a single badly chosen career.
17
"Demolition Man" - Manfred Mann


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"I'm a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom / I kill conversation as I walk into the room." This sums up Manfred Mann's music quite nicely, actually. They struck gold with their cover of Springsteen's "Blinded by the Light," but one hit does not excuse the litany of brutal covers with which they've ear-raped us with before and since, from The Jam's "Going Underground" to Dylan's "It's All Over Now (Baby Blue)". But the absolute nadir is probably this, their slaughter of The Police's "Demolition Man," which somehow manages to beat out Sylvester Stallone for the title of worst Demolition Man ever.

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Actually the cover of 'Behind Blue Eyes' isn't THAT bad. The video however, is.

Posted on 7/2/2008 8:06:15 PM

why do modern artists feel the need to take their rage at their own mediocrity out on poor, defenseless The Who songs?

Posted on 7/2/2008 2:25:39 PM

WAIT!!!!!!!!...What about the DUFF SISTERS...You know ...the "OUR LIPS ARE SEALED"...????????

Posted on 7/1/2008 2:55:15 PM

Counting Crows should not be on here...the remake is way better...oh and that punk band that did the Titanic song should take it's place

Posted on 6/30/2008 5:21:13 PM

Wait...I don't get it why did "it's my life make the list" it's an awesome song.W/e I guess it's just a differ in opinions

Posted on 6/28/2008 2:03:54 PM

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that GnR's version of KoHD is better than Dylan's original. Some other god-awful covers that belong there would be Panic! at the Disco destroying Karma Police, The Sundays killing Wild Horses, and Bowie's retarded cover of Alabama Song.

Posted on 6/28/2008 1:34:36 PM

Kevin Hill, You categorized GNR as pop by adding them to this list, which is almost unforgivable. And though Sympathy was horrible, LaLD and KoHD were very good covers. You may live, however, for skewering Sheryl Crow for her blasphemy.

Posted on 6/28/2008 12:57:15 PM

Hillary Duff is a cunt who should die of AIDS.

Posted on 6/28/2008 10:46:02 AM

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Posted on 6/28/2008 7:14:34 AM

And I like Britney. Though she is a fat woman now, she is also very beautiful! waiting for her wonderful performance!

Posted on 6/28/2008 7:14:12 AM

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Posted on 6/28/2008 7:13:02 AM

i still hate tina turner for proud mary. fuck her

Posted on 6/28/2008 5:03:56 AM

The worst cover must be I love Rock'n Roll by Britney. This chick never even heard of Rockn'n Roll.

Posted on 6/28/2008 4:48:20 AM

F*** Tha Police by Bone Thugs N Harmony

Posted on 6/28/2008 2:47:49 AM

One or two more more things (nect time I'll read the entire thing before I comment) Sheryl Crowe can kiss my ass and it's Vince NEIL, not Neal. Sheesh.

Posted on 6/27/2008 10:08:57 PM

I cannot type/spell but you get my drift.

Posted on 6/27/2008 10:02:48 PM

You're insane, Mr. Hill...GnR 's version of Knoeckin' and Sympathy kick ass. Bob Dylan is overrated as a singer (songwiting is a different thing). Let the insults begin, I don't care. Axl can do whatever he wants in my book.

Posted on 6/27/2008 10:02:02 PM

what's really sad about madonna's cover of miss american pie is that that song was probably the best thing about the steaming turd that was her aptly titled movie "the next best thing." if that movie is the next best thing, i think i'll just stick with nothing at all.

Posted on 6/27/2008 2:56:00 PM

im surprised fall out boys cover of mouth for war by pantera wasnt on here

Posted on 6/27/2008 1:53:18 PM

Wow. I'm kind of bugged not to see Areosmith's version of "Come Together" on here, but I guess butchering a Beatles classic isn't offensive enough.

Posted on 6/27/2008 11:49:17 AM

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