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Why are CD sales plummeting year after year? It's not because iTunes is so much better; it's because some of the album titles were so retarded we were ashamed to be overheard asking for them. Don't believe us? Imagine yourself walking up to the counter and asking if they have a copy of... #20.
C-Murder - The Truest Shit I Ever Said
C-Murder's newfound commitment to complete honesty and transparency in his rap operation actually began a couple of years earlier, when he apparently decided he could not refer to himself as "C-Murder" unless he shot a guy. He's currently serving life in prison, though it appears to be in one of those prisons where you're still allowed to record rap albums. #19.
Fall Out Boy - Fall Out Boy' Evening Out with Your Girlfriend
If the situation arises, we'd strongly recommend letting your girl spend an evening with Fall Out Boy rather than, say, Tommy Lee.
We have to give them credit, though. It seems like they put too much thought into the title and ended up with something with so many layers of irony that it only made sense to them. But, too much thought is certainly preferable to ... #17.
Madonna/311 - Music
No, this reminds us more of the generic brands they used to have at the grocery store, white cans that just said "beer" in black, block letters and tasted like it had been used to bathe a dog just prior to canning. Usually when the creators of the product can barely be bothered to name it, it probably is not the result of loving, diligent craftsmanship. #16.
Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You'll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You Know That You're Right
As the saying goes, revenge is best served by making your next album title a complete laughing stock that sounds like something an unfunny high-school punk band would do "just to piss people off." #15.
Toby Keith - Shock'n Y'all
Of course, Toby wasn't actually "shock'n" any of us, not to mention all of us. Shocking would be if he made an album with a clever title, or one called Move On Dot Orgasm or Marry Me, Sean Penn. #14.
Kansas â€" Point of Know Return
This one sounds like the band had five minutes to submit an album title and thought of the first word that had two different spellings. #13.
Keith Murray - Rap-Murr-Phobia (The Fear Of Real Hip-Hop)
These are all things that might be worth pondering, if only the title didn't sound like something mispronounced by Mushmouth from Fat Albert. #12.
Squeeze - Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti
Put it all together and you've got an album that looks like it was named and designed by a panel of kindergarteners. If only all artists looked to the Brain Buster round of Think Fast for album title inspiration. #11.
Elton John - Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
Sure, the album is really about Elton' early career with his writer Bernie Taupin, who is the Brown Dirt Cowboy because he lives on a ranch and probably likes riding horses and roping steers. But since most people don't know that, it just sounds like a night in Elton John' life that most of us just didn't want to know about. |
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I actually like Fall Out Boy! They have some good songs!
I know The Devil's Rejects had not yet come out when Squeeze named their album Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti, but does anyone else think of "Tutti f*****g frutti!" when they hear it, anyway?
Aw come on! Butthole Surfers are great, haha, and Hairway to Steven is a really clever and apt album name. f*****g rock as we know it in the ass. >:P Some Electriclarryland to go with that, anyone?
no, stone temple pilots was the best band
To "i hate the guy who wrote this article." the topic was bad album names.
i'm proud to say that i like Fall Out Boy's music
Butt Hole Surfers used to be cool.
Fall out boy puts more thought in titles than musical substance.
Ska just sucks, unless it's Operation Ivy or Reel Big Fish.
You know what? *small voice* I actually quite like Fall Out Boy.
Ha! Actually am on the wrong page must've hit the back button by mistake.
You think Cher's voice sounds good through a synthesizer?
Could you not think of any actual ska bands to reference?
the butthole surfers are all about nonsense...its stupid idea to put them on this list when that's their schtick.
"Phunk Shui" would have been an awesome album title if it had been recorded by say, George Clinton and not f****n' John Oates.
i love mustard plug <3
How could anyone take Fiona Apple seriously with an album title like that?
Where's the new soulwax album: Most Of The Remixes We've Made Over The Years Except For One By Einsturzende Neubaten Because We Lost It And A Few We Didn't Think Sounded Good Enough Or Just Didn't Fit In. But Including Some That Are Hard To Find Because Either People Forgot About Them Or Just Simply Because They Haven't Been Released Yet. A Few We Really Love. One We Think Is Just OK. Some We Did For Free. Some We Did For Money. Some Just For Ourselves Without Permission And Some For Friends As Swaps But Never On Time And Always At Our Studio In Ghent.
Why not Guns 'n Roses "The Spaghetti Incident?" That was the first sign that Axl was turning batshit crazy
Hey "i hate the guy who wrote this article"
That is really lame- putting forth the effort to make an account just so you can tell them that you think that limp bizkit was the by far greatest band of the 90's. We all know who you really are... Fred Durst... (by the way Nirvana was the best band of the 90's) suck on that chocolate starfish.
good ska is "punk with trumpets" like the bosstones. sublime had like 3 ska songs, the rest werent by a longshot.
and whoever thinks limp biscuit has one of the best albums of the 90's is probably deaf.
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I actually like Fall Out Boy! They have some good songs!