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Why are CD sales plummeting year after year? It's not because iTunes is so much better; it's because some of the album titles were so retarded we were ashamed to be overheard asking for them. Don't believe us? Imagine yourself walking up to the counter and asking if they have a copy of... #20.
C-Murder - The Truest Shit I Ever Said
C-Murder's newfound commitment to complete honesty and transparency in his rap operation actually began a couple of years earlier, when he apparently decided he could not refer to himself as "C-Murder" unless he shot a guy. He's currently serving life in prison, though it appears to be in one of those prisons where you're still allowed to record rap albums. #19.
Fall Out Boy - Fall Out Boy' Evening Out with Your Girlfriend
If the situation arises, we'd strongly recommend letting your girl spend an evening with Fall Out Boy rather than, say, Tommy Lee.
We have to give them credit, though. It seems like they put too much thought into the title and ended up with something with so many layers of irony that it only made sense to them. But, too much thought is certainly preferable to ... #17.
Madonna/311 - Music
No, this reminds us more of the generic brands they used to have at the grocery store, white cans that just said "beer" in black, block letters and tasted like it had been used to bathe a dog just prior to canning. Usually when the creators of the product can barely be bothered to name it, it probably is not the result of loving, diligent craftsmanship. #16.
Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You'll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You Know That You're Right
As the saying goes, revenge is best served by making your next album title a complete laughing stock that sounds like something an unfunny high-school punk band would do "just to piss people off." #15.
Toby Keith - Shock'n Y'all
Of course, Toby wasn't actually "shock'n" any of us, not to mention all of us. Shocking would be if he made an album with a clever title, or one called Move On Dot Orgasm or Marry Me, Sean Penn. #14.
Kansas â€" Point of Know Return
This one sounds like the band had five minutes to submit an album title and thought of the first word that had two different spellings. #13.
Keith Murray - Rap-Murr-Phobia (The Fear Of Real Hip-Hop)
These are all things that might be worth pondering, if only the title didn't sound like something mispronounced by Mushmouth from Fat Albert. #12.
Squeeze - Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti
Put it all together and you've got an album that looks like it was named and designed by a panel of kindergarteners. If only all artists looked to the Brain Buster round of Think Fast for album title inspiration. #11.
Elton John - Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
Sure, the album is really about Elton' early career with his writer Bernie Taupin, who is the Brown Dirt Cowboy because he lives on a ranch and probably likes riding horses and roping steers. But since most people don't know that, it just sounds like a night in Elton John' life that most of us just didn't want to know about. |
Each and everyone one of those bands deserved that
Re: skkflip--" ska is for pansies that try to think they are jamaican but don't have the balls to grow dreadlocks" how is this statement even remotely intelligent? I was born and raised in jamaica, i never grew dreadlocks, your getting your ignorant sterotypes misconstrued with cultural facts jackass. BOMBOCLAT!
I love how you idiots are defending these shitty bands, like they're the fuckin' Beatles.
limp bizkit is great. one of the best bands in the 90's. who cares what the cd is called. the music on it is great. the way you described the band just shows that you didnt research anything about this article you wrote. you are a fucking asshole.
I think there's a slight error in this article. When you were talking about Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti, you said that they came off sounding about as intellectual as Weird Al Yankovic. That's impossible, because Weird Al Yankovic is a fucking genius. He's twice as funny as most of your articles. It would be an honor if Squeeze was anywhere near as intellectual as Weird Al Yankovic.
"we rudeboys" shut the fuck up E-Chub. ska is for pansies that try to think they are jamaican but don't have the balls to grow dreadlocks, so go put on your plaid pants, grab your trumpet, and fuck yourself. ska fucking sucks. and just to be thorough: fucking ska sucks.
How can you talk about the Butthole Surfers' bad album titles without referencing the immortal "Cream Corn from the Socket of Davis"? And hell, I LIKE the Surfers!
First: Mustard Plug is NOT a Sublime rip off you dumbass!
Second: Yes, ska is full of terrible album names, but we rudeboys don't care, because the music is that good.
Spooky Tooth - You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw
Actually the best album title ever, but still.
have you listened to Madonna' Music album? There hasn't been a dance song like "music" yet and "don't tell me" is a classic. An artist and album is solely based on the impact it has on future generations and believe me youth now listen to this album like it was today's music
The most glarimg omission by far? Led Zeppelin's fourth album. Can you possibly get any more pretentious than unpronunceable pseudo-Norse runes?
But the joke was on them, as most humans use the utilitarian "Led Zeppelin IV"--exactly the opposite of what the band was trying to accomplish.
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Sweet merciful christ, does ANYONE on this site realize it's a HUMOR site?!?!
Hate to break it to you... but Mustard Plug formed in 91 and didn't Sublime's debut album come out in 92? And even if Sublime formed before that, Mustard Plug would have been on the other side of the country.
Ska is probably one of the least original genres out there, and you failed on your joke attempt. Pity.
You missed one that is both excellent and bad: Ween's "Craters of the Sac" (an online semi-official album).
When awful names happen to good bands. And bad ones.
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