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Among Trek fans, there's a well-known bit of lore called the "Star Trek Movie Curse": namely, that even-numbered installments in the franchise are usually great, and odd-numbered installments unspeakably awful. A bit of a blanket statement? Sure. But it's also mostly true. Mostly. The Classics
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Star Trek: First Contact
The Borg go back in time to prevent the founding of the Federation by destroying the Phoenix, Earth' first warp-capable vessel, and the Enterprise follows. Picard and Data kill the Borg Queen just in time to ensure the successful flight of the Phoenix. Vulcans stop in for a visit, and everybody gets loaded and parties down to rockabilly music. Why You Should See It Why You Shouldn't Impact on the Franchise Celebrity Cameos? #3
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
A super-powerful alien comes to future Earth to touch base with its good buddies the humpback whales, only to lose its shit when it finds out they're all extinct. Eager to stop Earth's destruction, Kirk and crew go back in time to present day Earth to retrieve some whales; Spock chooses to do this in a linen bathrobe, for some reason. The whales tell the alien probe that everything's cool. "Let's all just chill out, okay?" The alien, embarrassed about having made such a big scene, gets its chick and peels out of Earth's orbit in its Corvette without further incident, Zeppelin blasting from the speakers. Why You Should See It Why You Shouldn't Impact on the Franchise Celebrity Cameos? |
the voyage home really wasnt that good, it should be in a different list.
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While nothing on this site is anything like reliable, 2001 was released in the 60's and Star Trek: the Motion Picture was released in 1979. The special effects were probably due to Star Wars instead.
Final Frontier had Kirk asking "What does God need with a spaceship?" which was pwnage!
As far as best to worst goes, this list is damned accurate. Although I think that Insurrection was far worse than The Final Frontier. Actually no, they both suck.
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None of the Trek movies can be considered particularly good. I recommend the novelizations - they even made V interesting.
I agree with all the lists, though; the movies are just where they should be. Two and four always were my favorites.