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A "That Guy" is a B-list character actor who's just talented enough to secure bit parts in a handful of movies every year, but not quite good looking enough to become a brand-name star. Some specialize in playing villains and others in having freaky-enormous chest tattoos, but combined, these brave, barely handsome men have appeared in every single movie produced in the last decade. #20
DAVID MORSE
The Rock, 16 Blocks, The Green Mile, Proof of Life, 12 Monkeys, a bunch of other movies where he plays a psychotic government employee. Special Moves Being this close to jumping over this desk/car/boulder/pile of corpses and ferociously beating your face into the carpet. Is a Poor Man's... Russell Crowe #19
PHILIP BAKER HALL
Boogie Nights, Seinfeld, Ghostbusters 2, literally every hour-long TV drama about lawyers. There are honestly too many to list here. Special Moves Thinking you're a worthless longhaired hippie punk, and not being afraid to tell you as much to your worthless longhaired hippie punk face. Is a Poor Man's... James Coburn. (Needless to say, Hall has been called more frequently now that James Coburn is dead.) #18
JOAQUIM DE ALMEIDA
Clear and Present Danger, Desperado, 24, Behind Enemy Lines, his ruthless iron grip on the world of international drug trafficking. Special Moves Using his lack of a conscience to rise to power in the ruthless world of drugs/international espionage/banging chicks that are hotter than him. Is a Poor Man's... Al Pacino without eyebrows or, alternatively, Gabriel Byrne with a terrible Portuguese accent #17
DYLAN BAKER
Spider-Man 2, Kinsey, Road to Perdition, countless shitty TV shows. Special Moves Indignantly pointing his finger at people, rubbing their mistakes in their faces, wearing bowties, making people pay (within the law), penis envy. Is a Poor Man's... Michael Clarke Duncan #16
KEITH DAVID
Men at Work, Road House, Platoon, Barbershop, Armageddon, the 1980 blockbuster Disco Godfather. Special Moves Not giving a shit about anything other than completing the duty/assignment/trash pickup assigned to him. Is a Poor Man's... Louis Gossett, Jr. #15
DANNY TREJO
Desperado, Grindhouse, The Devil' Rejects, xXx, Con Air, Heat, your worst nightmares. Special Moves Knife throwing, gun shooting, bartending, and face kicking, all while not speaking and sometimes simultaneously. Is a Poor Man's... Rosie Perez #14
NOAH EMMERICH
Miracle, Beautiful Girls, The Truman Show, Cop Land, punching your nuts and taking your lunch money in elementary school. Special Moves Really swell guys with bad skin, really good friends with bad skin, really husky everymen with bad skin. Is a Poor Man's... Chemically burned Jon Favreau #13
TOM WILKINSON
Batman Begins, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Patriot, Rush Hour, The Full Monty, being a dead ringer for at least one teacher in every high school in America. Special Moves Obese, selfish slobs. Is a Poor Man's... Jon Voight #12
JK SIMMONS
Spider-Man, Thank You for Smoking, Law & Order (all three, seriously), Oz, The Jackal, poignantly capturing the essence of Ralph Earnhardt in the ESPN Films masterpiece, 3: The Dale Earnhardt Story. Special Moves Dispensing tough, well-informed love at top speed, top volume, and top borderline sarcasm. Is a Poor Man's... Ed Harris #11
WILLIAM FICHTNER
Prison Break, The Longest Yard, Crash, Black Hawk Down, Pearl Harbor, The Perfect Storm, Armageddon, 12,348 other movies and TV shows about something that' 40 times more manly than you've ever done. Special Moves Pricks in uniform, cowards in uniform, assholes in uniform, shitheads in uniform, douchebags in uniform, fishermen who drown in uniform. Is a Poor Man's... Kevin Bacon |
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It's missing Brian Posehn. Seriously, he's been in enough s**t to make you go "oh wait, I know that guy!"
where the f**k is David Koechner in this list
What about Charles Martin Smith. Make it the top 21 and I promise he'll make it in!
Anyone mention Clancy Brown? Shawshank Redemption, Highlander, Starship Troopers. How the hell they miss this guy?
so true. Danny Trejo IS the poor man's Rosie Perez.
It's funny, I just barely recognize some of them. Others' I know for sure. But when you got to Cromwell, oh s**t! I bet if you look closely you can find him in every movie and tv show made.
I think the funniest part is that "the Cromwell" played Arnold's love interest in commando and Carl Weathers body double in Rocky III.
wasnt william fichnter that douchey banker guy from HEAT?
Oh--and Keith David: What about The Thing??? He's one of only two survivors (or IS he???), and was one of his first roles.
Yeah, Steve Buscemi and Wallace Shawn, no s**t!
Also, Bruce Campbell should be on here somewhere. Even when they gave the dude leading roles, they bombed. "Jack of All Trades," "The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.," and the Evil Dead series only really became popular after they were canceled and/or released on VHS and DVD.
Wow... Mr. Skolnick has "massive chest tattoos"? No wonder Louis was such a badass!
Come on...you've got to list "House" for David Morse. Tritter was a complete a*****e.
i keep coming back to this article, one of the best.
and Bruce Campbell is Bruce Campbell, he's not a poorman's version of anyone and the joke was reserved for James Cromwell.
as for Delroy Lindo. I'm guessing he would have to be a poorman's version of Ving Rhames.
Guess Washington counts as psychotic government employee for David Morse
No Bruce Campbell, Delroy Lindo?
If Robert Loggia didn't appear in an OJ commercial, where he was referred to by name, then he would've made this list.
Man, these cracked writers go hard on Scent Of A Woman all the time.
"Hoo-hah!"
Danny Trejo is the most kick ass "that guy" ever. Case closed. They had best make f*****g Machete into a movie.
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Holy s**t, most of these guys are either severely lacking in the eyebrow department, or overly endowed with caterpillars over their eyes. Freaky.