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first time on this site, i had tears of joy flowing from my eyes as i was doubled over for a deep belly laugh, excellent work guys
that honda joke made me squirt sprite through my nose. call me retarded :)
i love how u guys do this for a living wish i was funny *sigh* haha nice i loved it
Q: What did the vampire say to the prostitue? A: First you suck and swallow, then I'll do the same. - Whaddya think? Can I have a job?
That was brilliant.
Q: Who is the gayest, most retarded illiterate troll? A: your mama
AHAHAHA!!! Your Mama is a wanker.
this site shows up on sherches for kids halloween jokes and the shit you are putting on here is fucking retarded not only does nothing make sence but its foul and volgure if you have nothing better to do then to write this shit on sites like this go and get a fucking job and get off your lazy fat fucking asses.....
"BOO-served it" was what made me explode into laughter. great work.
ell oh ell
The Covenant's got nothing on Otto.
Gamers are a vengeful god.
Forums so specific and so insane that you'll know you have reached the end of the Internet.
After reading this, you might want to board up your windows and load up your shotgun.
True? Of course not. But damn interesting.
Does that lab coat come in a C-Cup?
Guys, sometimes simple is better.
They probably won't get a movie any time soon.
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That was the FUNNIEST article i have EVER read i couldnt breath!