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This has got to be one of the funniest articles I have ever read!
Cronqvist and your mama, go away and cop yourself on will you?
i like "now that was uncalled for" haha
One of the best articles here, I laughed my ass off. And Cronqvist, get in the back of the bus n****r.
cronqvist isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Still a tool, though.
I did not got any of it. In fact, I think this is the most retarded article in the entire site. Please don't do this again.
That was the FUNNIEST article i have EVER read i couldnt breath!
first time on this site, i had tears of joy flowing from my eyes as i was doubled over for a deep belly laugh, excellent work guys
that honda joke made me squirt sprite through my nose. call me retarded :)
i love how u guys do this for a living wish i was funny *sigh* haha nice i loved it
Q: What did the vampire say to the prostitue? A: First you suck and swallow, then I'll do the same. - Whaddya think? Can I have a job?
That was brilliant.
Q: Who is the gayest, most retarded illiterate troll?
A: your mama
AHAHAHA!!! Your Mama is a wanker.
this site shows up on sherches for kids halloween jokes and the s**t you are putting on here is f*****g retarded not only does nothing make sence but its foul and volgure if you have nothing better to do then to write this s**t on sites like this go and get a f*****g job and get off your lazy fat f*****g asses.....
"BOO-served it" was what made me explode into laughter. great work.
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Yes, your mama, if only we weren't so vulgar, as you clearly demonstrate in your profanity-free, completely and persuasively logical review.
Fantastically brilliant article. I laugh just as hard, every time.