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#3.
The Return of Pahana
Source: The Hopi tribe of Native-Americans
What to watch for:
Wait a minute. Uh oh. What comes next:
All that' left is the great wars between the White Man and his enemy in the deserts- Goddammit.
Can you survive it?
Still, Arizona.
A heavy metal album cover for reference:
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Well dammit...even if they offer me the job in Utah, I can't move now that I know Arizona is the safe haven of the Hopi apocalypse.
Maybe it's 'safe' because we'll all be too busy getting drunk on the res to notice all the world-ending stuff happening around us.
Fimbulwinter (the forerunner of Ragnarök-and-roll) isn't so much three seasons of winter, as it is three years of solid winter...
Otherwise, surprisingly accurate portrayal for a comedy piece! Duuude!
Awesome, I can't wait!
HA! I knew Ragnarok would win. However, the gods don't fight each other, they fight the Jotnar (Giants).
anybody click on that "December 21, 2012" ad??
I stopped reading as soon as John Edwards name came up, which was the first sentence. lol
Yay for Arizona. We're not all going to die. Yay
WHOA!....yup...I need to change my shorts.....Excuse meH....
3 seasons of winter? do they mean central new york?
i'm safe
i live in arizona
Tyr is a great band and their covers are epic. It's a pity they don't get a lot of notice.
album cover for #1... hmm...
I'm surprised Ragnarok by Tyr wasn't on there...
My sword would bite deep.
Ragnarok I could handle. If the world has to end, I can't think of a more fullfilling way to go than swinging an axe at an ice giant (possibly with Thor fighting right alongside me). Obviously, the afterlife would no longer be existant, so that rules out seeing any instant replays of my death afterwards, but still, anybody who happened to be present (again, possibly Thor) would be all like, "Woooooaaaah," and then they'd get angry and fight even harder. Best. Apocalypse. Ever.
Ack, I meant #4. I'm not christian, I don't wanna get eaten by Satan. :[
#5 actually sounds cool. Kick-ass moment, nice ending! Woot!
Or, you know, Týr's album Ragnarok, seeing as it's about, well, Ragnarok. More accurately, the events that led up to it. Still a lot more applicable than Dragonforce though.
Another kick-ass album cover for Ragnarok is Twilight of the Thunder God by Amon Amarth
Hey! It's the dragon from the 3DMark software.
3 season long winter... I live in Winnipeg. We are fucked. :(
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did any one else notice the fact that the hopi prdiction was unknown to us until it had started to come true the only thing that hadn't started to or already happened was the space home thing ad the white dude from the stars one is based off of predictions from the budding american-russian space race and the other is just complete nonsense